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teh "why does" thread

July 26, 2009, 12:46 a.m.
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a joke thread where everything has to start with a why does.

why does a woman have one more gene than a chicken?

so she doesn't shit in the kitchen.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity ~ Seneca

July 26, 2009, 12:48 a.m.
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why does a man have one more gene than a dog?

so he doesn't lick his ballz.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity ~ Seneca

July 26, 2009, 12:49 a.m.
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why did I click on this?

Me. Car/Web Work. Twitter. FFFFound.

July 26, 2009, 12:50 a.m.
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oops I broke the rules.

Me. Car/Web Work. Twitter. FFFFound.

July 26, 2009, 12:54 a.m.
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why did l ron not respond to my last post in the cycle commuting debate thread?

cause his argument was fucking weak.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity ~ Seneca

July 26, 2009, 1:21 a.m.
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why does this joke make me laugh?
a man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. as the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "when you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

the husband replied, "all I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "what are you thinking now?"

he replied, "mission accomplished."

July 26, 2009, 1:30 a.m.
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why does this joke make me laugh?
a man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. as the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "when you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

the husband replied, "all I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "what are you thinking now?"

he replied, "mission accomplished."

Why do I laugh at this joke?

A woman is standing naked in front of a mirror looking her body. She looks over to her husband and says "I wish my breasts were bigger, I think I should get some implants."
He replied, "We don't have the money for implants, why don't you just rub toilet paper in between your tits?"
"How is that going to make my boobs bigger?" she asked.
"I don't know but its sure worked for your ass", said the husband.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

July 26, 2009, 1:35 a.m.
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why did the dyslexic man walk into a bra

July 26, 2009, 2:12 a.m.
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why did the polak cross the road?

he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

July 26, 2009, 2:24 a.m.
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why do women not need a watch?

there is one on the stove.

July 26, 2009, 2:28 a.m.
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why do women not need a watch?

there is one on the stove.

Quoted

July 26, 2009, 5:03 a.m.
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Why does Rosscofat like this joke so much??

Little Suzie came home from school and told her mom that all the boys at school ask her to do cartwheels, because she can do them best.

Suzie's mom told her: Honey they are not asking you to do it because you do it the best. They are just wanting you to do it so they can see your panties.

Little Suzie responded: I know that mom, that is why I hide my panties in my backpack so they can't see them.

The best things in life all start with the letter B
Hooray for: Bacon, Bikeys, Boobies, Boards, and Beer!

July 26, 2009, 8:38 a.m.
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Why do women have legs?
so they don't leave trails like slugs.

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July 26, 2009, 8:45 a.m.
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Why do cave men drag the women by the hair?
If they drag them by the feet they fill up with dirt.

Hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees

July 26, 2009, 8:55 a.m.
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lol misogyny.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

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