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Swine Flu

April 28, 2009, 3:47 p.m.
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April 28, 2009, 4:06 p.m.
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When did Shin go to Madagascar?

It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells

April 28, 2009, 4:13 p.m.
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about the same time gearwh0re moved to london.

April 28, 2009, 5:37 p.m.
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All I have to say is that it was only matter of time. When you combine animals and humans in close proximity, this is what happens. I just hope that it gets under control relatively quickly and it doesn't spread as much as it potentially could.

Because humans and animals have only recently started to live in close proximity?

I think this is what happens when you have too many damn people on the planet.

I look at earth as a single living organism, just like us or a plant, dog, etc. Just
like we have things living on us (bacteria, parasite, etc), we are just one of the
things living on the earth.

Right now we're like staph (it's always on our skin, but it normally doesn't harm
us). Thing is, just like when staph numbers on our skin get too much and cause
an infection…WE have grown to large and have caused a infection of the organism
called Earth.

So, what does our body do when we get an infection? We produce antibodies
that fight the infection. Well, the Earth has a fever and maybe these flu's and
diseases are just a defense mechanism for the Earth. Now, while it may not
get rid of us completely, it may bring our numbers down to a tolerable level.

Flu for thought.

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April 28, 2009, 5:47 p.m.
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Because humans and animals have only recently started to live in close proximity?

I think this is what happens when you have too many damn people on the planet.

I look at earth as a single living organism, just like us or a plant, dog, etc. Just
like we have things living on us (bacteria, parasite, etc), we are just one of the
things living on the earth.

Right now we're like staph (it's always on our skin, but it normally doesn't harm
us). Thing is, just like when staph numbers on our skin get too much and cause
an infection…WE have grown to large and have caused a infection of the organism
called Earth.

So, what does our body do when we get an infection? We produce antibodies
that fight the infection. Well, the Earth has a fever and maybe these flu's and
diseases are just a defense mechanism for the Earth. Now, while it may not
get rid of us completely, it may bring our numbers down to a tolerable level.

Flu for thought.

what website did you copy and paste that from? it's far too intelligent for an nbr dwelling swine to have come up with on your own.

We don't know what our limits are, so to start something with the idea of being limited actually ends up limiting us.
Ellen Langer

April 28, 2009, 6:43 p.m.
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If anyone's wondering about the Madagascar reference in the comic:
http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html

Goddamn madagascar is impossible to infect.

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April 28, 2009, 7:19 p.m.
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what website did you copy and paste that from? it's far too intelligent for an nbr dwelling swine to have come up with on your own.

I came up with that around the summer of 1975, high as fu@k looking at the
stars….I also thought about the molecule idea where the earth is like a electron
in a molecule that is part of some cosmic creature that is the universe.

And…how to get into Susie Spencer's dolphin shorts.

Intelligence had nothing to do with it…;)

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April 28, 2009, 8:40 p.m.
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Apparently, one of my classmates sisters manager has the swine flu. Hope it doesn't find it's way to my school.

April 28, 2009, 8:50 p.m.
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the flu kills 36,000 people in the USA every year, the swine flu has killed none. so i can understand the panic

but i think we know where all this swine flu came from


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFDyxO4FLZQ

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April 28, 2009, 8:51 p.m.
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Ordinary influenza kills 250,000 - 500,000 people every year, predominantly older people.

I say - wait and have a cup of tea. No need to rush things or freak out and get hysterical.

sorry to swing on your nuts

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April 28, 2009, 10:38 p.m.
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if you can get past his eyebrows and bobble head….i think this guy is on to something.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBeKB7aKzOs

April 28, 2009, 11:12 p.m.
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if you can get past his eyebrows and bobble head….i think this guy is on to something.

You forgot his sweater.

So is he pushing is OxySilver or trying to expose the CDC?

protect tom mcdonald at all costs

April 28, 2009, 11:15 p.m.
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Want to avoid getting sick?

Wash. Your. Hands.

the teh

April 28, 2009, 11:16 p.m.
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Want to avoid getting sick?

Wash. Your. Hands.

Or just stop breathing to ;)

protect tom mcdonald at all costs

April 28, 2009, 11:19 p.m.
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that is a mighty fancy sweater.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

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