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Stalkers.

April 3, 2014, 12:17 a.m.
Posts: 7967
Joined: March 8, 2006

What do you do when you have someone who won't leave you alone, you've asked them to numerous times. And you come home one day and they're waiting on your door step. Not Dangerous, just believes you are their soul mate, while you believed it was three dates too many.

Anyone care to share some insight or experience

April 3, 2014, 1:50 a.m.
Posts: 7594
Joined: July 25, 2007

How old is she?

April 3, 2014, 5:07 a.m.
Posts: 34067
Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

Ask her to give you back the engagement ring.

It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells

April 3, 2014, 5:14 a.m.
Posts: 15758
Joined: May 29, 2004

put it in her bum

Pastor of Muppets

April 3, 2014, 5:20 a.m.
Posts: 4329
Joined: Oct. 24, 2005

Porn all her hottest friends.

The best things in life all start with the letter B
Hooray for: Bacon, Bikeys, Boobies, Boards, and Beer!

April 3, 2014, 5:37 a.m.
Posts: 2100
Joined: April 22, 2006

Post all the details with pictures and videos on nbr. If you stop posting we will know something is wrong and can send help.

Oh and have you talked to your stalker bluntly? I know you don't want to hurt their feelings but sometimes that's the only way.

April 3, 2014, 6:14 a.m.
Posts: 13940
Joined: March 15, 2003

Porn all her hottest friends.

winner. Take pics

April 3, 2014, 6:41 a.m.
Posts: 13526
Joined: Jan. 27, 2003

Be honest with him. It will hurt his feelings but it's the only way.

www.natooke.com

April 3, 2014, 7:45 a.m.
Posts: 15758
Joined: May 29, 2004

Be honest with him. It will hurt his feelings but it's the only way.

Lol,good point. We all assumed it was a woman.

Pastor of Muppets

April 3, 2014, 8:22 a.m.
Posts: 13526
Joined: Jan. 27, 2003

I'm just trying to be PC

www.natooke.com

April 3, 2014, 8:30 a.m.
Posts: 15758
Joined: May 29, 2004

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Pastor of Muppets

April 3, 2014, 10:09 a.m.
Posts: 87
Joined: Aug. 22, 2011

Ask the cops to pay a visit and if that goes nowhere, get a restraining order or peace bond.

http://www.pssg.gov.bc.ca/protection-order-registry/

April 3, 2014, 10:30 a.m.
Posts: 2116
Joined: Aug. 4, 2009

Sleep with her but do such sick twisted shit during coitus that she'll be too ashamed to face you again. You lose a stalker and gain a good story.

April 3, 2014, 10:49 a.m.
Posts: 13940
Joined: March 15, 2003

Sleep with her but do such sick twisted shit during coitus that she'll be too ashamed to face you again. You lose a stalker and gain a good story.

I better not comment….

April 3, 2014, 11:42 a.m.
Posts: 3
Joined: Sept. 27, 2005

Sleep with her but do such sick twisted shit during coitus that she'll be too ashamed to face you again. You lose a stalker and gain a good story.

unless s/he is actually into all that twisted shit - then youre really hooped.

I'm ignoring Smedley.

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