How do you tell a girl you don't like her boobs. (they're fake)
"I don't like your melons."
Make sure you're in the grocery store when saying this, that way when you say it, she'll be a little confused, and you point at the melons(fruit) but really you meant her's.
Easiest way to put it, that way you don't get a smack, and you get over your phobia of your girl's ugly boobs.
gerewh0re
i've tried sticking it in her butt and peeing, she feels that is more a gift for me than her.
How do you tell a girl you don't like her boobs. (they're fake)
Ask her what brand they are. When she asks you why you'd like to know, tell her it"s because you'd like to give them a negative review on Amazon?
I've done the Mom followed up by daughter… amazingly, they were similar in bed.
/chauvinistic moment
Probably wasn't their first rodeo:bandit:
Why slag free swag?:rolleyes:
ummm, as your doctor i recommend against riding with a scaphoid fracture.
How do you tell a girl you don't like her boobs. (they're fake)
Tell her that you hate fake tits and think they are gross.
that is the most reatrded thing ever even a retarded would say thats retarded
How do you tell a girl you don't like her boobs. (they're fake)
Stop dating her.
I'm not. She got them not too long ago, and she's very eager, that I'm very eager to play with with them. She apparently had none before. I guess I'll have to suck it up and deal with them, for the other benefits.
Is this going to be like the time you went to Vegas and talked about boobs and then didn't give us any pictures. Until I see pics I'm going to assume by fake boobs you mean inflatable and by girlfriend you mean doll.:scream:
Is this going to be like the time you went to Vegas and talked about boobs and then didn't give us any pictures. Until I see pics I'm going to assume by fake boobs you mean inflatable and by girlfriend you mean doll.:scream:
Don't upset because your gf doesn't have big boobs. Small boobs are o.k and she mtb's so…
As long as she doesn't cry after having an orgasm then she's ok with me. Crying after an orgasm is a sign of mental instability. But then again, you know what they say-crazy in the head, crazy in bed.
(ps. 13 month bump)
Wrong. Always.
As long as she doesn't cry after having an orgasm then she's ok with me. Crying after an orgasm is a sign of mental instability. But then again, you know what they say-crazy in the head, crazy in bed.
(ps. 13 month bump)
Got a better one - decency in the streets, a freak in the sheets.
Maybe crying after having had an orgasm just shows you what she has missed all those years. Come to think of it…it does sound strange.
"You don't learn from experience. You learn from reflecting on the experience."
- Kristen Ulmer
Got a better one - decency in the streets, a freak in the sheets.
Maybe crying after having had an orgasm just shows you what she has missed all those years. Come to think of it…it does sound strange.
Crying because she didn't…now that's legit.
Wrong. Always.
Got a better one - decency in the streets, a freak in the sheets.
Maybe crying after having had an orgasm just shows you what she has missed all those years. Come to think of it…it does sound strange.
Every teenager and guy in his early twenties should heed this advice - it's the most valuable sexual information you will ever learn.
This is a funny thread.
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Wrong. Always.
This is a funny thread.
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Arise Necrothread…Arise.
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