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So I'm giving a TED talk....

Jan. 13, 2020, 5:50 p.m.
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Saw this idea on FB. For the person posting above you, what subject do you think their TED talk would be about?

Hopefully this should provide us with some hilarity while the snow puts the hurt on riding.

I'm not a human in real life, I just play one on the internet. 

Jan. 13, 2020, 6:28 p.m.
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Anal hygiene.

Jan. 13, 2020, 6:41 p.m.
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Posted by: switch

Anal hygiene.

I just spit up in my beer. Lol

Jan. 13, 2020, 7:45 p.m.
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Posted by: FLATCH

I just spit up in my beer. Lol

Lifelong inability to swallow.

Jan. 14, 2020, 11:21 a.m.
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best TED talk right here. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tom6_ceTu9s

Jan. 14, 2020, 1:35 p.m.
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Posted by: JBV

best TED talk right here. 

TedX:  "How to follow instructions"

Jan. 14, 2020, 4:28 p.m.
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how to argue with numpties

Jan. 15, 2020, 9:42 a.m.
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How to safely genetically engineer my evil twin bro.

Jan. 15, 2020, 11:59 a.m.
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Thanks, those Onion talks are hilarious 😂 Such a refreshing parody of that nauseating pretentious speaking style. 

It would be appropriate to do a deep dive of "Ducks go Quack, Chickens go Cluck" by following it up with "But what does the Fox say?" Even bigger self important pregnant pauses followed by nothing that required a pause.

"Tying your Shoes" would be a good one, except there's already been an actual TED Talk on that.

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