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So if nots Ebola.. then what be it?

Dec. 5, 2015, 2:37 p.m.
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Nope.

It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells

April 7, 2020, 9:32 a.m.
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Posted by: aShogunNamedMarcus

But we're still on track for Trillions infected right?

Eventually, it'll get there.. Just because the AP is silent since they're only going to report on confirmed cases, doesnt mean its gone.

Thailands monitoring 3,000 people due to porous border issues.

Google has an Ebola drive, donating $2 for everyone $1 donated. What they plan to do with that loot is anyones guess.

Some terrorist group mailed a vial of "ebola" to a newspaper in either NZ or Oz.

Morocco cancelled their hosting of the African Cup because of Ebola fears.

I could provide (a shit ton) more links but there's really no point is there.

Just wanted to check in on how many Trillions have been infected now.

April 7, 2020, 11:12 a.m.
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Posted by: Couch_Surfer

Posted by: aShogunNamedMarcus

But we're still on track for Trillions infected right?

Eventually, it'll get there.. Just because the AP is silent since they're only going to report on confirmed cases, doesnt mean its gone.

Thailands monitoring 3,000 people due to porous border issues.

Google has an Ebola drive, donating $2 for everyone $1 donated. What they plan to do with that loot is anyones guess.

Some terrorist group mailed a vial of "ebola" to a newspaper in either NZ or Oz.

Morocco cancelled their hosting of the African Cup because of Ebola fears.

I could provide (a shit ton) more links but there's really no point is there.

Just wanted to check in on how many Trillions have been infected now.

With exponential growth, it is probably in the quintillions by now.

April 7, 2020, 11:13 a.m.
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Posted by: Couch_Surfer
Just wanted to check in on how many Trillions have been infected now.

I can remember you axing that about 3x in this thread when this thread was actually active and your smart ass still cant remember?

April 7, 2020, 7:08 p.m.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Wa98LW-ZU

In a twisted way, Bill Burr is for it.

April 7, 2020, 8:21 p.m.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQfyT4H_NPw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wq_edHqpdA

Bill burr has been on this kick for a while, it's a great bit. There's a longer bit as well but I couldn't find it.

April 8, 2020, 11:35 a.m.
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One could watch Carlin's you're not in the club clip before that.

April 8, 2020, 11:36 a.m.
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Posted by: chupacabra

With exponential growth, it is probably in the quintillions by now.

Yer talking the global debt and impending default right..?

April 8, 2020, 11:36 a.m.
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I'm having ebola for lunch today.  Ebola noodles.

April 8, 2020, 12:48 p.m.
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Posted by: KenN

I'm having ebola for lunch today.  Ebola noodles.

Alpha-gettios?

April 8, 2020, 1:10 p.m.
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Posted by: aShogunNamedMarcus

Posted by: KenN

I'm having ebola for lunch today.  Ebola noodles.

Alpha-gettios?

FSM approved;  R'amen

April 8, 2020, 7:07 p.m.
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The sinking cruise ships bit is fucking epic

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