Some homeless dude at Burrard [HTML_REMOVED] Georgia was holding up a sign saying "Smile if you masturbate".
It brought a little smile to my face on an otherwise dreary day.
No, in actual fact I was grinning like a buffoon all afternoon!;)
Just thought I'd share this with you all…
Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.
they also call me "balloon"
anyone who doesnt smile in here is a LIAR…
:)
/fact
no no no no…
nobody is this dumb.
:)
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^ you gave yourself the clap.
Some of those guys do get a little creative with their signs. There was one a few years ago on Grandville with a sign that said, "Spare change for a penis extension. I'm a little short".
If masturbation would be illegal, I'd be Al Capone.
It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells
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^ you gave yourself the clap.
Oooor…. he likes it rough….
According to my mother I should be blind.
***Disclaimer: this post is in no way, shape, or form intended to insult anybody, anything, any animal, any lifeform, or non lifeform, or otherwise, of any kind.
So are all the homeless guys talking in a radio voice these days.
"The song of a bird…We used to ask Ennesson to do bird calls. He could do them. How he could do them, and when he perished, along with him went all those birds…"-Return from the Stars, Stanislaw Lem
"We just walk around, and sometimes we go out and dance, and then we listen to the environment."-Ralf Hutter, Kraftwerk
Was smiling when I saw the thread title!
Dad says to son.."Stop doing that or you'll go blind!"
Son says…."Dad, I'm over here…"
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