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Since we are doing riddles.

Jan. 5, 2003, 1:24 a.m.
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try this one. A princess is locked in a tower. The tower has no windows and the only entrance is far to high to ever reach. She only has a mirror and an old wooden table. How does she escape?

I will post the answer sunday morning if no-one has got it by then.

Jan. 5, 2003, 1:27 a.m.
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Originally posted by wheeler
**try this one. A princess is locked in a tower. The tower has no windows and the only entrance is far to high to ever reach. She only has a mirror and an old wooden table. How does she escape?

I will post the answer sunday morning if no-one has got it by then. **

1) She grows her hair REALLY long so she can throw it down to climb down on.

or

2) You said the ENTRANCE is too high to ever reach, the EXIT is right there. :)

Jan. 5, 2003, 1:33 a.m.
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Wrong with a capital W!

Jan. 5, 2003, 1:37 a.m.
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she uses the mirror to reflect sunlight from the opening onto the wooden table to set it on fire and give a smoke signal for rescue.

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Jan. 5, 2003, 1:39 a.m.
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Originally posted by Blaine
she uses the mirror to reflect sunlight from the opening onto the wooden table to set it on fire and give a smoke signal for rescue.

Heh! :lol:
I hope that's not the real answer!

Jan. 5, 2003, 1:55 a.m.
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heheh wrong. Nice try though spliffy.

Jan. 5, 2003, 1:58 a.m.
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jump the fuck off the tower!

[marquee]Yo a lot of bitches are talking shit but they dont even want to come front and step up, they all talk and it just encourages me. They dont wanna bounce so im battlin me. I dont turn tables and I dont spray cans, I kinda be-bop but I dont breakdance, I MC thats what i do. Gladly, so any muthafuckas go ahead and challenge me… Hey wait a minute you call that shit a dope introduction? It kinda sounds to me like its lyrical destruction… Because it is. Will be and always shall be, deploy and destroy against the fake MC's… Such as you? Because to tell you the truth, your skill's equivalent to that of a youth. You couldnt even beat a mute who was deaf, dumb and blind because you stutter in your rhymes every single time… No I dont no I wont, you got it backwards. My flow is flawless, I kick your ass like Lucy Lawless. I sound concited but Im still being modest. Im the hottest MC to ever rock the mic… NO YOU AINT you're not even the least bit tight, you come 'round here thinking that you could ignite but you couldnt light it up if you were dynamite. You got no skills on the mic because you be wack, I only listen to you to have a good nap. All your tracks suck and I cannot believe that people on napster download your mp3's… You're damn right they do and it proves that its true, mr. JRA will demolish you… BULLSHIT you dont even got rhythm in your flow, you're giving peeps headaches they need tylonol. Nabisco, I shred like wheat and I defeat millions of MC's per day and everyweek. And for you to say that I aint flowin like aquatics is ignorant bitch and damn straight idiotic… Bionical ninja Im here to upstage ya. 6 million dollars wouldnt even sustain ya, you'd sell out in a second for the glamour and glitz instead of keeping it real with the kibbles and bits.. The only thing I sell out is tickets, that for my shows. Now quit accusing bitch before I give a bloody nose, chop off your toes, slap your face like a fucking hoe and Ill even go as low as making you hear your own flow… You're making my ears bleed bitch so shut the fuck up, you think you're hot as hell but you cannot even cook. Ya cant serve dope rhymes like the ones i be supplying, even if you put in all your effort and kept trying… You aint even fightin, Im still standin' defiant. Compared to me, I am the undisputed lyrical giant. Your rap literature is miniature compared to mine, you spit the same rhymes and lines every single time. I got the power of a meteor shower in my rhymes plus the madness of two Columbine kids combined. So when you diss me, you be dissing yourself cuz rhymin against me is just bad for your health… Hey be quiet you better quit your fuckin ramblin… Why is that? You cant even handle the battlin. Go ahead call your backup using your cellphone. Ill knock you all down when im in the stealth mode, just giv'r bitch, you dont even got a chance. It seems to me already that you pissed in your pants.[/marquee] I NO YOUR KIND

Jan. 5, 2003, 2:07 a.m.
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what blaine said and set the whole thing in fire, burn a hole in the wall

Jan. 5, 2003, 2:14 a.m.
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Close yet soooo far away.

Jan. 5, 2003, 9:06 a.m.
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she stands on the table and holds the mirror and reflects sunlight out the opening as a rescue signal or something.

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Jan. 5, 2003, 9:56 a.m.
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she whips out her vibrator and drills a hole in the wall


MARIJUANA

J.M.T

Originally posted by eryn

IH8XC i'll keep you in mind when all the men die, all the goats die and the batteries in my vibrator run out.

Jan. 5, 2003, 10:18 a.m.
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Originally posted by Pennywise
she whips out her vibrator and drills a hole in the wall

damn, thats some vibrator :lol:

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Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.

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Jan. 5, 2003, 10:50 a.m.
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50,000rpms ;)


Amateur Porn

J.M.T

Originally posted by eryn

IH8XC i'll keep you in mind when all the men die, all the goats die and the batteries in my vibrator run out.

Jan. 5, 2003, 10:58 a.m.
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OK here's the answer. It's a bit dumb.

She looked in the Mirror to see what she SAW, she used the SAW to cut the table in HALF, two halves make a whole, she climbed through the hole.

taadaa

Jan. 5, 2003, 11:07 a.m.
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Originally posted by wheeler
**OK here's the answer. It's a bit dumb.

She looked in the Mirror to see what she SAW, she used the SAW to cut the table in HALF, two halves make a whole, she climbed through the hole.

taadaa **

how the hell would anyone of us guess that?

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