cletus: Ur Trespassing On Ma Here Dirt Farm (****s a shotgun)
Alcohol Makes Me Run Fast Like Racecar
Don't u hate it when ur bottle has this hole and it keeps leaking out all the happy juice? But atleast usually by the time u discouver this you're happy.
lisa-the comet burned up just like dad said it would.
bart-wait….dad was right
homer-i know kids, i'm scared too.
:rawr:
ummmm……shoot…..i forgot what i was going to write.
Kent Brockman: and thanks tot he people of old springfield we're all experiencing golden showers.
ScotShip Award Recipient
marge: homer, women aren't going to like being shot in the face.
(remember the makeup gun)
homer: women will like what i tell them to like.
Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.
they also call me "balloon"
chalmers: youre fred
skinner: im sorry did you just call me a liar?
chalmers: no I said ur fired
skinner: oh, thats much worse
otto: they call em fingers but ive never seen em fing……oh wait…there they go
you sound like a jerk!
Lisa: Some people call her crazy because she owns a few dozen cats. But can a woman who loves cats this much really be crazy?
Crazy Cat Lady: "BWARHARARAHAHAAAAAAAAGAHAARA!" Throws cats
I crack up everytime I hear that.:lol:
oh man…this made my morning…
but i have to add to the madness..i enjoyed all these quotes, so im going to add something that wasnt listed yet..
episode - when the toy company buys the school and turns it into a marketing scheme to get info on what kind of toy they should make for xmas that year…
lisa - "looks, its destroying other toys. "
Lisa: "They must have programmed it to eliminate the competition"
Bart: "Like Microsoft?"
dear DW,
since you got like a million bucks now, can i borrow $2850 for a Revolt frame?thanks,
steve
Homer: Mmmmmm… pistol whip.
Homer: Computer… kill Flanders.
Mr. Burns: I think you had better leave.
Homer: Or what? You'll unleash the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead, do your worst!
"Yes, I will pull off that liberal's halo that he spends so much effort cultivating."
-Malcom X
burns:
smithers, release the robotic richard simmons…
dear DW,
since you got like a million bucks now, can i borrow $2850 for a Revolt frame?thanks,
steve
Haha, this is the greatest thread ever!
I love the one with Homer when hes in teh bar prank calling Nasa and such and when they are looking for the average American Joe, so they come to the bar
Homer: (angry voice)"HI, IS THIS BILL CLINTON?!"
Clinton: "How did you get this number??"
Homer: starts yelling at him
Nasa guys enter "Were you the man who prank called Nasa?""
Homer: screams "No!, It was…him" points at Barney
Nasa: "Congratulations Barney, your going to the moon"
Homer: "DOH!"
(something along those lines…) :lol: typical Homer ones rule.
Oh, and teh one where Marge has the garden patch in the back yard where she has to make a scarecrow! Homer goes out there one day and stands there like the skarecrow by accident and they all land on his shoulders
"The crows have come to me and nwo they will do my bidding!
Go get me donuts and beer!"
in doctors office
Homer: "But doctor Hibbert, I still dont understand, why did they start pecking at my eyes?:( "
Doc HIbbert: "Uuheheh, they were jsut trying to drink your sweet eye juices"
Homer: "OOOOOOOOOOH ok"
Hibbert: "The only thing that can cure your eyes is our friend Mary Jane" :lol:
lisa: does your company have a recycling program?
mr. burns: reee cyyc liiing. I dont believe i am familiar with that word.
Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.
they also call me "balloon"
Bart, Milhouse and Nelson arein th back of a car and homer is driving for a feild trip.
Bart: I am so bord.
Millhouse: I know we'll play i spy. I spy with my little eye, something that starts with the letter,….. D.
Nelson: DUFIS (as he hits millhouse on the head and knoks him out)
:canada:
ralph stuck in a locker underneath milhouse: were a totem pole… HIYAHOOYAHIYAHOOYA
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