serious question

…maybe you are just gay and havent come out of the closit yet and are frustrated so you get horrible mood swings as a result..

Once you have ham you never go back.

…maybe you are just gay and havent come out of the closit yet and are frustrated so you get horrible mood swings as a result..

What do you mean "maybe"? His pechant for the forbidden love, as well as cod pieces, is well known.

What do you mean "maybe"? His penchant for sangwich love, as well as cod tounges, is well known.

fixed

preamble - as if you didn't already know i like to play practical jokes on people and i find scaring the shit outta people particularly entertaining.

so the other day i'm waiting to make a left turn at an intersection. there's a long line of cars coming from the opposite direction so i just have to wait it out but i'm getting a bit antsy because i don't want to get caught at the next light which is only like a block away. anyway, the red hand signal has been up for the crosswalk for a bit so i know the light is getting reading to change and there's just a couple more cars to go by, the last one being a van. i've been watching for pedestrians entering the crosswalk too as there are some standing at the curb but so far they're respecting the signal and stayin put.

just as the van hits the intersection the light turns yellow and as soon as it goes by i gas it. for those of you that don't know i drive a beatup f350 crewcab, a rather menacing looking vehicle. cut to the chase as soon as the light turned yellow and the van was in the intersection some broad who couldn't win a race to a free bucket of fried chicken decides she's gonna try the sprint across the crosswalk. i totally didn't see her until it was almost too late. nice thing about 1ton trucks is the brakes are pretty big and stop you wickend fast when you're not loaded.

i think the only reason i saw the chic is because she yelped and suddenly moved faster than she ever has in her life. i kinda had a look of oops sorry on my face while hers was painted with a look of terror that said oh shit, i'm about to die.

problem was i had a hard time holding it together until she waddled out of the intersection so i could continue on my merry way - then i fuckin burst out laughing. i even giggle a little at the thought of retelling the story.

is this wrong?

No. You prolly gave her heart the best workout it's had in years. :)

If that story makes you fucked up,then I should prolly be locked up.

racing for free chicken is dangerous business , she should have known that .

you sound normal to me .

the ability to see humor in lifes' little adventures is healthy .

ps . did you share any of the chicken with her later ?

TYhats an RMC thing.

Hey now. :P

Synchro you seem pretty normal to me. Well for someone on NSMB that is.

Mood swings are part of life. It never hurts to talk to a pro if you find that your behaviour is causing you harm.

As for the truck incident. A laugh to diffuse the stress of almost running someone over doesn't seem that bad to me. I'm sure you were practically (if not full on) shaking from the adrenaline.

Probably just that time of the month Mark. Grab some chocolate and watch Titanic.

..some broad who couldn't win a race to a free bucket of fried chicken decides she's gonna try the sprint across the crosswalk…

People that do that suck and deserve to prove Darwin right.

a 3:12 am post…..a little on the manic side last night?