Speaking of touring around. South Africans have absolutely no appreciation of good Scotch. Wine, yes, but Scotch, nada. Decent bottles of proper single malt Scotch are hard to find, and most locals think you're crazy to spend that much on a bottle, when you can just pick up some shitty Bell's blend for 1/4 the price. Or Klipdrift for even less.
Yeah, that's right. Locals I stayed with were comparing Klipdrift with fine single malt. Klipdrift is cheap-ass brandy, most popular drink seems to be Klip and Coke. Oh the humanity.
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