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Riddle ms this NBR.

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:29 p.m.
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Your plane has just crashed somewhere deep in the yukon, it's freezing cold, all of your travelling companions are dead. You begin to hike…. you come across a hunters cabin. Inside you find a candle, an oil lamp and woodburning stove. You only have one match, which do you light first?

Couldn't you light any of them with any of them?

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:44 p.m.
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Couldn't you light any of them with any of them?

No.

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:52 p.m.
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a plane is trying to take off, but it cant.

why not

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:53 p.m.
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imajin and shoenrock were born in the same hospital, in the same room, on the same day, just minutes apart. They have the same parents but they are not twins. How can this be?

Kids are born in different years and parents have sex only once a year on the same day each year.

vegetarian: an ancient word for "likes to stay home with the ladies…"

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:54 p.m.
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A Jew, a fag and an mountain biker walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

:lol:

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:54 p.m.
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the match

Ha Ha! Made you look.

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:54 p.m.
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a plane is trying to take off, but it cant.

why not

Because the conveyor belt stopped?

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:59 p.m.
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Kids are born in different years and parents have sex only once a year on the same day each year.

They were born in the same year.

Keep guessing…

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This trip to Kelowna was definately an undertaking - Liam and I had been planning this project for 24 hours. We worked really hard to pull out all the stops in this video. We had slo-mo goggle shots; time lapses; pedal flips; outrageous product shots; unloading and loading the bike; walking through the field with your hand in wheat. At the end of the day this trip was all about just getting out and riding with all my friends.

www.letsridebikes.ca

Oct. 21, 2009, 5:16 p.m.
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They were born in the same year.

Keep guessing…

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majin came through her butt

Oct. 21, 2009, 5:18 p.m.
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the match

As far as I know… you strike a match, you don't light it…

Oct. 21, 2009, 5:56 p.m.
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Kids are born in different years and parents have sex only once a year on the same day each year.

Knew the answer to this one right away as I'm in this situation. Both my kid's are born on May 15th, 2 years apart (and May 15th is 9 months after my wife's birthday… we do it more than once a year, just luck I guess.)

alright!!!

Oct. 21, 2009, 5:59 p.m.
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the match

You sir are correct.

Oct. 21, 2009, 6:28 p.m.
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[QUOTE=heckler's better 1/2;2257625]What is it?

The man who makes it does not need it.
The man who buys it does not want it.
The man who uses it does not know it.[/QUOTE]

Coffin

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FAMILYBIKERIDE
823/Ringle rear wheel FS!
http://bb.nsmb.com/showthread.php?t=103825

i went black over two years ago and haven't gone back

Oct. 21, 2009, 6:41 p.m.
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imajin and shoenrock were born in the same hospital, in the same room, on the same day, just minutes apart. They have the same parents but they are not twins. How can this be?

Pair of surrogate mothers. Timing was coincidental, or planned c-section.

Technically sound, no?

….or they were born to Wayne P (hint)

Oct. 21, 2009, 6:41 p.m.
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They were born in the same year.

Keep guessing…

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Concieved using artifical insemination on two different eggs.

vegetarian: an ancient word for "likes to stay home with the ladies…"

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