Your plane has just crashed somewhere deep in the yukon, it's freezing cold, all of your travelling companions are dead. You begin to hike…. you come across a hunters cabin. Inside you find a candle, an oil lamp and woodburning stove. You only have one match, which do you light first?
Couldn't you light any of them with any of them?
Couldn't you light any of them with any of them?
No.
a plane is trying to take off, but it cant.
why not
imajin and shoenrock were born in the same hospital, in the same room, on the same day, just minutes apart. They have the same parents but they are not twins. How can this be?
Kids are born in different years and parents have sex only once a year on the same day each year.
vegetarian: an ancient word for "likes to stay home with the ladies…"
A Jew, a fag and an mountain biker walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
:lol:
the match
Ha Ha! Made you look.
a plane is trying to take off, but it cant.
why not
Because the conveyor belt stopped?
Kids are born in different years and parents have sex only once a year on the same day each year.
They were born in the same year.
Keep guessing…
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They were born in the same year.
Keep guessing…
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majin came through her butt
the match
As far as I know… you strike a match, you don't light it…
Kids are born in different years and parents have sex only once a year on the same day each year.
Knew the answer to this one right away as I'm in this situation. Both my kid's are born on May 15th, 2 years apart (and May 15th is 9 months after my wife's birthday… we do it more than once a year, just luck I guess.)
alright!!!
the match
You sir are correct.
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The man who makes it does not need it.
The man who buys it does not want it.
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imajin and shoenrock were born in the same hospital, in the same room, on the same day, just minutes apart. They have the same parents but they are not twins. How can this be?
Pair of surrogate mothers. Timing was coincidental, or planned c-section.
Technically sound, no?
….or they were born to Wayne P (hint)
They were born in the same year.
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Concieved using artifical insemination on two different eggs.
vegetarian: an ancient word for "likes to stay home with the ladies…"
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