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Riddle ms this NBR.

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:06 p.m.
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A man is sentenced to death. He has the choice of how he will die: Either he goes into a room with ten lions who haven't eaten in four years, or he goes into a room with ten ninjas. Which room should he pick?

Ummm, I'd pick the ten dead lions.

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:06 p.m.
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Four Canaries, three cages.

Am I missing something or is this 4th grade math class?

yeah that was awful, my bad.

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:07 p.m.
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Four Canaries, three cages.

Am I missing something or is this 4th grade math class?

Where's your proof? :P

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:07 p.m.
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What is your favourite colour?

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:11 p.m.
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A Jew, a fag and an mountain biker walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:11 p.m.
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What word looks the same upside down and backwards?

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:13 p.m.
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What word looks the same upside down and backwards?

I ?

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:14 p.m.
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_**Feed me and I Live
Give me Drink and I Die

What Am I?**_

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:14 p.m.
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What word looks the same upside down and backwards?

upside down and backwards?

or

upside down, as well as backwards?

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:15 p.m.
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_**Feed me and I Live
Give me Drink and I Die

What Am I?**_

alcoholic?

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:20 p.m.
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals.
The Chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot and cook you, then we'll eat you, and then we'll use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman cries "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief hands him a gun, the Englishman points it at his head saying "God save the Queen!", and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over; the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing all over the place, it's horrible.
The chief is appalled and asks, "God almighty, what are you doing?"
The New Yorker sneers and says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid fuck!"

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:21 p.m.
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[QUOTE=heckler's better 1/2;2257625]What is it?

The man who makes it does not need it.
The man who buys it does not want it.
The man who uses it does not know it.[/QUOTE]

A grave.

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:23 p.m.
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upside down and backwards?

or

upside down, as well as backwards?

well once you flip it upside down you are reading it left to right which is backwards from the original.

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:24 p.m.
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Your plane has just crashed somewhere deep in the yukon, it's freezing cold, all of your travelling companions are dead. You begin to hikeā€¦. you come across a hunters cabin. Inside you find a candle, an oil lamp and woodburning stove. You only have one match, which do you light first?

Oct. 21, 2009, 4:26 p.m.
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_**Feed me and I Live
Give me Drink and I Die

What Am I?**_

an alcoholic! haha

no, a fire

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