http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/33/39/all_caffeinesuppositories_2010_09_24_bk.html
I thought this article was a joke… apparently it isn't.
Something has gone horribly wrong with your concept of religion when your legalistic interpretation of "not eating anything" means that you observe a fast, but it's OK to shove things up your butt.
"Bicycling is a healthy and manly pursuit with much to recommend it, and, unlike other foolish crazes, it has not died out."
- The Daily Telegraph (1877)