Bump. This thread is too great to languish in the archives.
JPI, when are we going to see the trailer for Sigmund and Dog?
Firstly - scrap your bike movie idea, cuz I already has the perfect idea for you.
There's this guy, who is actually a freshly graduated psychologist. The guy gets a cheap apartment in a dingy part of town because he is kinda broke from the whole school thing. Okay, so one day he's out and about doing shit (grocery shopping or w/e) when he's crossing the road and this stray dog starts barking like fuck at him - well he can't believe how mental this dog is going, so he heads over to the dog. As he steps toward the animal - a bus whizzes past him.
OMG - the fucking DOG saved his life!!!
So since the dog is clearly homeless, (we're talking benji on crack here), he takes the dog home with him to help him out. However - upon getting the dog in the house - the fucking dog starts talking to him.
Fucking talking to him! Did you even read that part? Dogs don't talk, so that's right away funny as shit; plus he's a budding psychologist - so this works on anotha level.
Things start to get fishy though, because get this: Dogs aren't even allowed to live in thsi building. No pets whatsoever….in fact - the landlord is a total douche.
Well my word, as if things couldn't get any more Three's Company-ish with our two new would be companions in your new movie:
"Sigmund and Dog"
It's cool though, I kinda studied filmmaking on the internet. ;)