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Prepare for the zombie apocalypse!

March 23, 2012, 7:17 a.m.
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http://www.dailytech.com/Baffling+Illness+Strikes+Africa+Turns+Children+Into+Violent+Zombies/article24276.htm

I knew there was good reason to stock up on these:

That's the problem with cities, they're refuges for the weak, the fish that didn't evolve.

I don't want to google this - sounds like a thing that NSMB will be better at.

March 23, 2012, 2:51 p.m.
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I'd consider the Apokatana from here: http://zombietools.net/tools/

March 24, 2012, 10:46 a.m.
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The Katana is clearly the weapon of Choice for the Zombie Apocalypse. As we will see in season three of the Walking dead, with Michonne.

March 24, 2012, 5:06 p.m.
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pfft… lol katanas

If a zombie apocalypse were to really happen, you'd want a bear suit.
With chainsaw hands.

(maybe solar powered electric chainsaw hands? They'd be quieter, and you wouldn't have to worry about gas.)

The best things in life all start with the letter B
Hooray for: Bacon, Bikeys, Boobies, Boards, and Beer!

March 24, 2012, 6:49 p.m.
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The Katana is clearly the weapon of Choice for the Zombie Apocalypse. As we will see in season three of the Walking dead, with Michonne.

Fuck your katana.

This is a zombie fighting tool

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March 25, 2012, 8:37 a.m.
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Joined: Oct. 21, 2008

That's perfect until the gas runs out.

March 25, 2012, 8:50 a.m.
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That's perfect until the gas runs out.

Or diesel. Also, what happens when the operator runs out of cookies and his heroin addiction gets the best of him/her?

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March 25, 2012, 9:33 a.m.
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March 25, 2012, 4:28 p.m.
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Fuck your katana.

This is a zombie fighting tool

Not so bad, I wouldnt mind a fortified combine cab as my mobile zombie weapn and the Katana sword as a hand weapon of choice IF the the zombie disease didnt transfer from zombie blood spatter. Otherwise, I'd just fuck a hot asian zombie girl and join the movement.

protect tom mcdonald at all costs

March 25, 2012, 9:01 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 21, 2002

Fuck your katana.

This is a zombie fighting tool

1. Too much Noise (don't need to be attracting any more attention)

2. Too slow if there are lots of em

3. Need to flip the saw to the top to cut off their heads

4. would really suck to get stuck in there if it breaks down or runs out of fuel.

Katana, hammer, hatchet, and footspeed are all you need.

Sorry forgot the utimate stealth longrange weapon….crossbow

These are the guys Id be more worried about, than a few roamers and biters
Full of testosterone,big knives and no brains.

Funny how serious they take themselves


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8UrvkPnY8s

March 26, 2012, 10:42 a.m.
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Joined: Oct. 24, 2004

People who "lol @ katana" and come back with weapons that require fuel deserve to be the first to get infected.
Massive zombie apocalypse preparation failure.

I say carry some lightweight ballistic weapons, and DEF. a sword or two at all times for when ammo is out.

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