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Places in BC the Royals will not be visiting

Sept. 26, 2016, 5:20 p.m.
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man fuck the royal family.. its 2016 wtf are we doing here guys 

Ha Ha! Made you look.

Sept. 26, 2016, 5:23 p.m.
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man fuck the royal family.. its 2016 wtf are we doing here guys 

Like I said, fucking amazing.

Sept. 27, 2016, 12:28 a.m.
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I was disappointed this wasn't a Tungsten Counter Punch fuelled whine thread. Dammit, I demand conspiracy entertainment.

man fuck the royal family.. its 2016 wtf are we doing here guys



JULY 24, 2013
A Poem for the Royal Baby
by MICHAEL DICKINSON

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The guns sound out in salute, the bells ring out in the air,

The royal Duchess of Cambridge has given birth to an heir!

Prince William and Kate are overjoyed and blissfully happy

They have their longed-for offspring [HTML_REMOVED]#8211; in a clean white nappy!

Welcome to the world baby boy, as at your mother[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s breast you feed

You[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;ve been born into wealth and privilege, and will never encounter need.

Third in line to the British throne, weighing 8 pounds and 6 ounces,

Delivered July 22 at 4.24 pm, the breathless Press announces.

[HTML_REMOVED]#8220;The birth of a Prince, our future monarch![HTML_REMOVED]#8221; the tabloid headlines scream

While in blissful ignorance you close your eyes and dream.

You have nothing to disturb you, your future has been planned

You[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;re one of the House of Windsor, the rulers of the land.

One day of 16 countries you[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;ll become Head of State,

Including Australia and Canada and Britain the Great.

The Head of the Commonwealth, of the Church, Governor Supreme.

But that[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s all in the future, the pomp, honour and esteem.

Right now you[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;re just a baby, you know nothing of the world,

Only your mother[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s closeness as at her breast you lie curled.

You have yet to learn of money and the power of the rich

For you life[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;ll be a bowl of cherries, for others it[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s a bitch.

Although from a family neither aristocratic nor royal,

Your mummy too has never known hardship or toil.

Of upper middle class background, free from pecuniary cares

Her parents, ex flight staff Mike and Carole, are multi-millionaires.

You[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;ll get to see them often, but all of that[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s to come.

And you[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;ll get to know Aunt Pippa, famous for her bum.

Not to mention Kate[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s Uncle Gary and his Maison de Bang Bang.

(Maybe parties there in future with your elite little gang?)

Mum passes you to Prince William, who holds you gently in his hands

[HTML_REMOVED]#8211; Your Daddy who[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s worth 40 million in investments, inheritance and lands.

As well as a Prince, he[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s a Baron, Earl and Duke,

He pats you on your back as you have a quiet puke.

Yeah, forget the Middletons. The Windsors is the family that counts

For bringing in money and power in large amounts.

You[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;ve only been out of the womb a few hours since

And already you[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;ve been made of Cambridge the Prince!

You[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;ve already beat your Uncle Harry in line to the throne,

Just three deaths to come before it[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s your own.

But playboy Harry need shed no tear,

He already makes 25 million a year.

Before your daddy, there[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;ll be funny Grandad Charlie as King

Crowned in Westminster Abbey with all that pomp and bling.

He[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s been destined to be monarch from the moment of his birth.

And if daddy[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s makes 40 million [HTML_REMOVED]#8211; what[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s grandaddy worth?

With a property of 300 million pounds, he[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s certainly a man of means,

But as he says: [HTML_REMOVED]#8220;So much I do is done behind the scenes.[HTML_REMOVED]#8221;

It[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s rumored he[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s the head of a rich organization called Foundation X,

Funded by banks, market manipulation and government lending excess.

He[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s also said to have had an influence on many a government minister

With his secret [HTML_REMOVED]#8216;black spider memos[HTML_REMOVED]#8217; giving advice in writing sinister.

On a different matter, another dark secret as yet to unravel

Is Prince Charles[HTML_REMOVED]#8217; close friendship with paedo rapist Jimmy Saville.

By the way, that[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s not your real grandma, the blonde woman by his side

Her name[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, and she[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s his second bride.

Your real grandma was Princess Diana, killed in a car crash in France.

Some say that the accident was planned and not just matter of chance.

But, ah! Here[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s your great grandma! Her Highness Elizabeth, the ruler

She[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s worth 44 billion. Could anything be cooler?

She[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s the pinnacle of the Constitution,

Her face on every banknote [HTML_REMOVED]#8211; a living institution!

Judges, police and armed forces pledge allegiance to the Crown.

She[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s the apex of aristocracy, of wealth and renown.

She has say when to begin and end wars

And one day my boy this power will be yours!

But what of the people you[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;re eventually to rule?

You should know about them to not look a fool.

Your birth is an important moment in the life of our nation

What about the people, and what[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s their situation?

Well, while your pampered royal family sit cozy on their butts

The people of Britain suffer vicious drastic cuts

Benefits stopped, services scrapped, a state of dire recession

While the fawning Press focus adoring eyes on the third in line to succession.

Thousands sleep homeless on the street

Children don[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;t have enough to eat

Prices rise, wages go down

A smile is rarer than a frown.

Things are so bad for many that they[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;re almost unendurable

And yet don[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;t forget that they[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;re far from incurable.

All of this misery and want could be easily erased

With just half the money the Royals have saved.

Against this unfairness there[HTML_REMOVED]#8217;s only one solution

The people must unite and have a revolution.

So, New Born Royal Baby, I pray your first words be [HTML_REMOVED]#8211;

Loud and clear now, let me hear [HTML_REMOVED]#8211; [HTML_REMOVED]#8220;Abolish the Monarchy![HTML_REMOVED]#8221;

Freedom of contract. We sell them guns that kill them; they sell us drugs that kill us.

Sept. 27, 2016, 10:01 a.m.
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Joined: Sept. 11, 2003

Places the Royals Didn't Visit:
2)Great Bear Rainforest.

I like the Kermode bears because they are black bears with a solid PR team behind them. White bear privilege, I guess. They also get less hassle than black bears.

Hereditary rulers are never a good thing, I mean, just look at the Kennedys, Bushes, Daleys and (possibly) Clintons.

Sept. 27, 2016, 10:12 a.m.
Posts: 16812
Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

Hereditary rulers are never a good thing, I mean, just look at the Kennedys, Bushes, Daleys and (possibly) Clintons.

Chelsea 2024!!

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.

When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called religion.

Sept. 27, 2016, 11:15 a.m.
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Joined: Feb. 3, 2006

Places the Royals Didn't Visit:
2)Great Bear Rainforest.

I like the Kermode bears because they are black bears with a solid PR team behind them. White bear privilege, I guess. They also get less hassle than black bears.

Hereditary rulers are never a good thing, I mean, just look at the Kennedys, Bushes, Daleys and (possibly) Clintons.

Spirit Bears are way less likely to be treated violently by Conservation Officers.

BlackBearsMatter

Sept. 27, 2016, 11:49 a.m.
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Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

Spirit Bears are way less likely to be treated violently by Conservation Officers.

BlackBearsMatter

Gawd bless the tweeters!!

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23blackbearsmatter

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.

When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called religion.

Sept. 27, 2016, 11:57 a.m.
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Joined: Dec. 19, 2010

Haida Gwai.(It used to be named after their daughter)

[HTML_REMOVED]#129300; Are you sure?

Sept. 27, 2016, 12:37 p.m.
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Joined: May 23, 2006

Places the Royals Didn't Visit:
2)Great Bear Rainforest.

I like the Kermode bears because they are black bears with a solid PR team behind them. White bear privilege, I guess. They also get less hassle than black bears.

Hereditary rulers are never a good thing, I mean, just look at the Kennedys, Bushes, Daleys and (possibly) Clintons.

What're you been smokin' the Kennedy's all got blowed away before they could inherit anything, eh?

Freedom of contract. We sell them guns that kill them; they sell us drugs that kill us.

Sept. 27, 2016, 12:49 p.m.
Posts: 15019
Joined: April 5, 2007

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2016/09/royal-couple-given-traditional-vancouver-gift-artisanal-fentanyl/

:lol:

Why slag free swag?:rolleyes:

ummm, as your doctor i recommend against riding with a scaphoid fracture.

Sept. 27, 2016, 1:44 p.m.
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Joined: Dec. 23, 2003

Thy should visit RC and come quaff some pints in the sun.

Sept. 27, 2016, 1:54 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2016/09/royal-couple-given-traditional-vancouver-gift-artisanal-fentanyl/

:lol:

"An addiction to Fentanyl, manufactured in China and illegally smuggled into Vancouver, has quickly become the defining characteristic of the west coast city, replacing smugness. "

Nah, I'm still pretty fuckin smug.

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.

When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called religion.

Sept. 27, 2016, 7:46 p.m.
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Joined: Sept. 11, 2003

What're you been smokin' the Kennedy's all got blowed away before they could inherit anything, eh?

If you vacation in a "compound" with all your drunken, philandering kind - you're Dynasty (um … not Die Nasty), baby.

Sept. 27, 2016, 7:50 p.m.
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Joined: Sept. 11, 2003

Spirit Bears are way less likely to be treated violently by Conservation Officers.

BlackBearsMatter

I wonder how the levels of Black on Black Bear violence compares with Black on White Bear violence.

Sept. 27, 2016, 8:58 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

BlackBearsMatter

lol!

It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells

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