one thing you should never do

Originally posted by Broken Fusion!
**ok pretend you own any of the above trucks.

typical night at bar:

sees random studly looking guy
"hey man I own that dope ass truck outside"
guy: "sweet dawg, lets have mansex"
you: "dayum nigga, I'm so totally up for that. I so totally love mansex"
guy: "I'll get my eminem cd and we can get it on yo."
you: "damn right we can. I'll be waiting in truck for ya." **

wow…..i have no use for a lowered short little truck but the ones i posted i like a lot and have never heard someone calling them 'gay'……i have a 72 chevy 2wd 3/4 ton, stock hight, stock tire size, and after im done with it ill be selling it and getting a similar 4x4

.. trucks should all be left stock, no raising no lowering, … most of them work better off road when they are not raised. and.. what good would lowering a truck do, no matter what you do to a truck tomake it more car like.. a car will always be able to kick the poop out of it.

Originally posted by Broken Fusion!
**ok pretend you own any of the above trucks.

typical night at bar:

sees random studly looking guy
"hey man I own that dope ass truck outside"
guy: "sweet dawg, lets have mansex"
you: "dayum nigga, I'm so totally up for that. I so totally love mansex"
guy: "I'll get my eminem cd and we can get it on yo."
you: "damn right we can. I'll be waiting in truck for ya." **

bahahah!
i just spat water out of my nose.
THIS is definately going into the sig.

u know whats so funny about this how broken fusion and all u other "low truck haters" think that everyone else shares your stupid oppinion. i wonder how all those trucks got lowered and hot tubs put in the truck bed hmmmmmmm maby they bought it like that :rolleyes:

What I think the haters miss is that those trucks (particularly those sweet older chev's) are made into hot rods. No, not hot man rod or whatever broken fusion likes to think about. Just because someone doesn't share your opinion now makes them a "flaming homo"? This is like the vehicular version of bashing street MTB.

What irks me are retarded trucks with 10" of lift, and 40" tires that handle like a big bag of shit. They look like penis extensions more than anything. Perhaps the owners are grievously lacking?

But, since you're obviously so badass, you can drive over the lowered trucks with ted nugent blasting on the stereo.

Those 10" lift, 40" tires are more for show than praticallity. Just as lame as lowered trucks in my opinion.

Originally posted by 2bit
Those 10" lift, 40" tires are more for show than praticallity. Just as lame as lowered trucks in my opinion.

agreed…although i'd much rather be seen in a jacked up truck than in a lowered truck.
I just hate lowered cars in general, because….how usufull is a car or truck that bottoms whenever you pull into a driveway or gas station or anywhere else that doesn't have a percectly flush entrance or exit?

i :heart: lowered trucks and raised trucks, trucks in general are cool.

Originally posted by FullMonty
What irks me are retarded trucks with 10" of lift, and 40" tires that handle like a big bag of shit. They look like penis extensions more than anything. Perhaps the owners are grievously lacking?

id go with 38's and 10" of lift with a shackle flip in the rear:D ……i dont want no useless show truck, i want to hit the trails and play in the mud……..and if you need a penis extension get a porsche or some useless bling bling h2

Originally posted by the bicycle boy
let me see, how can I put this gently…ummm…hmmm…ok, I can't, you're wrong.

:lol:

Originally posted by Broken Fusion!
**If you buy a truck, and lower it, you may as well run a big huge giant sign that says " I like the mancock"

sorry, but it's true. **

dude :lol:

don't you drive likea chrysler dynasty or something right now?

Somehow….I don't think our thread host would complain much if a lowered truck was shuttling his ass up the hill for another run.
:lol:

werd man hahaha i think classic trucks lowered are fuckin PRIME.

Originally posted by Broken Fusion!
If you buy a truck, and lower it, you may as well run a big huge giant sign that says " I like the mancock"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's definitely sig material!