OK, now I believe the "economy" has gone to shit.

Dec. 25, 2008, 8:42 p.m.

heckler

Posts: 18790

Joined: Oct. 28, 2003

wow. I guess they can't give them away.

DOOR CRASHER:

3 FOR 1 DEAL: BUY 1 GET 2 FREE CARS = 3 CARS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

Buy a new 08 Dodge Ram SXT at MSRP, get 2 free pre owned select vehicles.*

2 FOR 1 NEW CARS!!!!

Buy a new 08 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited S for MSRP, get a free NEW 09 Dodge Caliber SE.*

2 FOR 1 Other:

Buy ANY NEW 08 Dodge Dakota, with bi weekly payments starting at $229**, and get a free used Cavalier Z24.

Buy our new 07 Charger SXT at MSRP, get a free used Land Rover Discovery Series 2.*

See dealer for details. See columbiachrysler.com for details. Select models and stock numbers apply to this offer. in stock units only. 3 days only. Boxing Day, Dec, 27, and Dec 28. Valid only for vehicles purchased at regular MSRP prices. While supplies last.
*Bi weekly payments are over 84 month term, plus fee/taxes with $2999 down. $0 down available. Subject to credit approval and bank terms.

SEE DETAILS HERE

Dec. 25, 2008, 8:44 p.m.

heckler

Posts: 18790

Joined: Oct. 28, 2003

sorry for the spam. I'm really not a used car dealer. I just thought this was unreal.

Dec. 25, 2008, 8:45 p.m.

heckler

Posts: 18790

Joined: Oct. 28, 2003

ps…

[that annoying c-worx announcer's voice] 3 DAYS, 3 DAYS ONLY!

Dec. 25, 2008, 8:49 p.m.

Tom

Posts: 7566

Joined: March 7, 2004

I'm just waiting for the radio ad (same as last year):

"Save on your holiday credit card bills with a brand new Dodge Ram Quad Cab 4x4!!!!!"

Dec. 25, 2008, 8:49 p.m.

jbazett

Posts: 5338

Joined: Feb. 3, 2006

Posted via Mobile Device thats too funny dude…

Dec. 25, 2008, 8:50 p.m.

the-flying-moose

Posts: 0

Joined: March 4, 2003

buy one shitty new vehicle and get two shitty used vehicles free. sweet deal.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

Dec. 25, 2008, 9:12 p.m.

olliegirl

Posts: 53

Joined: Sept. 3, 2008

If you bought that Ram for MSRP that'd be around $40,000 and get 2 used vehicles. You could also buy the Ram get the dealership incentive and pay $28,000 for it. The dealership will make the same amount either way. By the looks of it they are just trying to get rid of they're used inventory by giving a way a shitty old Cavalier and Land Rover that have most likely sat on the lot for months

Dec. 25, 2008, 9:19 p.m.

schoenrock

Posts: 6026

Joined: Dec. 17, 2002

the economy is fuct so can someone buy these box seats from me so i can have some beer money?
http://bb.nsmb.com/showthread.php?t=118509

Dec. 25, 2008, 10:04 p.m.

M13

Posts: 0

Joined: June 25, 2003

oh hai!

Dec. 25, 2008, 10:09 p.m.

skimtb1

Posts: 4924

Joined: July 10, 2004

nsmb watermark fail

Dec. 25, 2008, 10:14 p.m.

BrownBear

Posts: 0

Joined: Dec. 12, 2007

If you bought that Ram for MSRP that'd be around $40,000 and get 2 used vehicles. You could also buy the Ram get the dealership incentive and pay $28,000 for it. The dealership will make the same amount either way. By the looks of it they are just trying to get rid of they're used inventory by giving a way a shitty old Cavalier and Land Rover that have most likely sat on the lot for months

yo why you gotta get all smart on us?

Dec. 25, 2008, 10:33 p.m.

Bushman

Posts: 6104

Joined: June 14, 2008

they know whats coming……..liquidate what they can while they can

Dec. 25, 2008, 10:42 p.m.

KenN

Posts: 16818

Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

By the looks of it they are just trying to get rid of they're used inventory by giving a way a shitty old Cavalier and Land Rover that have most likely sat on the lot for months

yo why you gotta get all smart on us?

THEIR

Kn.

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.

When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called religion.

Dec. 26, 2008, 9:35 a.m.

olliegirl

Posts: 53

Joined: Sept. 3, 2008

Oh no!! An error in grammar :deadhorse:

Dec. 26, 2008, 9:44 a.m.

Madman

Posts: 3809

Joined: Aug. 22, 2005

07's are old inventory, by law they cant finance them so in other words you have to buy them cash down. That's why no one is buying them, well.. the other big problem is they are Chrysler's, same reason why they want the 08's gone asap.

seems totally backwards for a business does it not?

and ya the advertisements are retarded, do they think people here buy new vehicles every year or what?