Nooooooooooo

i guess thats true

Yup there are two types of girls out there.

I can tell you this though. The difference has nothing to do with make up.

I'd say what it is but someone probably won't like it.

Beauty is only a light switch away.

there's only guys with no hope. there's always some guy ready for anything - whether it's due to bad taste, fetish or beer goggles…no girl need really worry

sounds like the wise words of experience here…

As for there always being that guy, chalk it up to a few things:

1 - taking it for the team; the kamikaze wingman. Automatical potential for best man

2 - a man adding another knotch to his belt; or acquiring different belts

3 - as long as a man isnt seen with the wildabeast, he has no worries to try any sort of dirtay tricks to add to his repitoire and brag to his friends about.

The only people in this thread that are surprised are the ones that have never woke up beside a girl…….and your sister doesn't count.

Newsflash kiddies, that's why you get out when you're done.

Why wake up next to them? Pretty easy to take a girl back and then when you are ready for some sleep..

"yeah, there is some cash on the dresser, call yourself a cab and have a great night".

Then who really cares what they look like in the morning :)

EDIT Masturbation is a lot of fantasy, so who cares what she looks like in the other pictures?

It's not what sounds real, it's what you want it to sound like.

"If you want someone who can make the 'sound' of Chubaca takin a shit on someone, I'm your guy."

that was hilarious, at first it seems like he's completly serious about the whole thing

I'd still hit it

"yeah, there is some cash on the dresser, call yourself a cab and have a great night".

And make me a sandwich on your way out.

And make me a sandwich on your way out.

nice touch. you are obviously a seasoned patron of the masterful one night stand.

:beer:

nice touch. you are obviously a seasoned patron of the masterful one night stand.

:beer:

a long time ago in a land far, far away and the whole era is encapsulated in a drug and alcohol induced fog. Not some of my proudest moments, that's for sure.

a long time ago in a land far, far away and the whole era is encapsulated in a drug and alcohol induced fog. Not some of my proudest moments, that's for sure.

So probably happened with another guy then, huh? Think there's pics on the internet somewhere.

Not a big fan of the war paint myself. Always went for the ladies who don't carer for it. Sure sign of maintenance-ism.

Not a big fan of the war paint myself. Always went for the ladies who don't carer for it. Sure sign of maintenance-ism.

Damn straight. I like a chick that wakes up looking fresh and can throw on some jeans and get moving. When they gotta use primer and clear coat on their faces and match their shoes to their dress, jewellry etc to go grocery shopping, way too high maintenance.