pfft, you take your career way too seriously. Go and get laid, it's not so bad
Small town, transient male population, dwindling female population. Blackmail and fake assault charges are a reality for guys here - it's just something we've got to deal with. You know how abstinence is the best way not to get pregnant? Well in this town it's the best way not to get charged with rape or stuck going through a paternity test. I save the sexy times for vacations to resorts or trips to other towns/cities.