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Sept. 19, 2009, 7:43 p.m.
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Hey, I'm from the future and I dont have any plutonium to charge the flux capacitor in my time machine. So I'm pretty much stuck here till I can find a way to produce 1.21 Gigowatts to power my time machine and send me back to the future.

Any suggestions?

Ps i ran into my teenage mom today and she wants to jump my bones.

Sept. 19, 2009, 7:58 p.m.
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did you bring your sports almanac back with you?

Sept. 19, 2009, 8:06 p.m.
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You have a 22re it will all workout

Sept. 19, 2009, 8:08 p.m.
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Ps i ran into my teenage mom today and she wants to jump my bones.

This.

is wrong

Why slag free swag?:rolleyes:

ummm, as your doctor i recommend against riding with a scaphoid fracture.

Sept. 19, 2009, 8:13 p.m.
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do a level 2 diagnostic on the di-lithium crystals and call me back if it doesnt work

Oh and about your mom … the prime directive is in effect

Sept. 19, 2009, 8:21 p.m.
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Hey, I'm from the future and I dont have any plutonium to charge the flux capacitor in my time machine. So I'm pretty much stuck here till I can find a way to produce 1.21 Gigowatts to power my time machine and send me back to the future.

Any suggestions?

Ps i ran into my teenage mom today and she wants to jump my bones.

1.21 Gigawatts? How could I have been so careless?

Sept. 20, 2009, 12:23 a.m.
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breaker breaker, come in earth
this is rocket ship 27. aliens fucked over the carbonater on engine #4 i'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on juniper. hopefully they got some space weed, over

Sept. 20, 2009, 12:26 a.m.
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Ps i ran into my teenage mom today and she wants to jump my bones.

Do her - Biff already did.

It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells

Sept. 20, 2009, 12:30 a.m.
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Do her - Biff already did.

it's not rape….it's "suprise sex" !

Bicycles!

Sept. 20, 2009, 12:47 a.m.
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I believe you want this thread

http://bb.nsmb.com/showthread.php?t=122713

Sept. 20, 2009, 1:01 a.m.
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I thought your name was Calvin….

Calvin Klein

Nov. 24, 2011, 3:59 p.m.
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Doc has a plan with the big storm tonight….

Nov. 24, 2011, 5:09 p.m.
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Hello… McFly!

d

www.fvmba.com

Nov. 25, 2011, 7:42 a.m.
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This is heavy.

Nov. 25, 2011, 9:47 a.m.
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First we're gonna need a train.

(No one's gonna get that because I don't think anyone really saw Back to the Future 3)

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