SEPTEMBER 5, 2016
Labor Day Blues
by DAVID MACARAY
As my late friend, zoology professor Mark Rowland, liked to say when addressing the emotional issue of pro-life vs. pro-choice: Some people see the uterus as half-empty, and others see it as half-full. That mordant, binary sentiment could apply to the current state of organized labor.
According to some observers, the once vaunted American labor movement is either already dead or is in the process of dying a hideous death. Granted, these pessimistic observers consist largely of sheltered academics, Chamber of Commerce officers, and Michigan Republicans.
But other, more optimistic observers happily note that, with 14.8 million people belonging to unions (11-percent of the workforce), the U.S. labor movement is still a vitalif unfocussed and demoralizedforce to be reckoned with.
Do the math. If the National Rifle Association (NRA), with a membership of barely 5 million, can strike terror in the hearts of Americas lawmakers, surely 14.8 million union workers have the ability to make some noise.
Union people will tell you that there are two legislative moves required to level the playing field. The first is passage of the EFCA (Employee Free Choice Act), which would make card check the law of the land, effectively eliminating the bureaucratic morass and stalling tactics regularly used by management.
While hypocritical businessmen pretend that, like the powdered wig set of the 18th century, they abhor Big Government, when it comes to workers being allowed to freely join a union, they beg the feds to intervene, beg them to step in and make joining a union as complicated a procedure as becoming a U.S. citizen.
And this isnt an ideological or constitutional issue for these profit-takers; its an economic one. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics (2015), the average weekly wage for a union employee is $980, and the average weekly wage for a non-union worker is $776. Simple as that.
The second thing is repeal of half the provisions in the 1947 Taft-Hartley Act (including prohibition of secondary boycotts and sympathy strikes). This anti-labor law, passed over the veto of President Truman, defanged the 1935 National Labor Relations Act (the Wagner Act), ushered in the toxic phenomenon of right to work states, and rendered organized labor more or less powerless by cutting its nuts off.
Beginning in the late 1970s, in response to the implementation of UAW emergency concessions, and continuing into the early 1980s, when President Reagan declared open season on organized labor by firing more than 11,000 PATCO workers (air traffic controllers), union activists have been engaged in a lively debate over how best to spend AFL-CIO funds. One thing the House of Labor has plenty of is money.
While some people want to see the lions share of AFL-CIO discretionary spending used for national organizing drives, others want to see it spent on stuff like advertising, community awareness, education and political donations.
Not that the Democrats have done organized labor any favors lately, but Ive always favored the political donation route. Consider: If reactionary, draconian laws were what crippled us, then progressive, labor-friendly laws must be what makes us whole.
An officer with an International that must remain nameless, once suggested a crazy idea. Given that the AFL-CIO spent an estimated $50 million trying (and failing) to organize Wal-Mart, and given that lobbyists and donors are the mothers milk of politics, and given that money has already poisoned the well, the AFL-CIO should consider bribery.
They should identify 50 congressmen who could a make difference in the outcome of critical labor votes and then have a bag man discreetly deliver each of them $200,000 in cash. Dont call it a bribe. Call it a donation.
Donations of $200,000 to 40 key House members and 10 key senators would amount to $10 million, which the AFL-CIO could easily afford. Its clean, its quick, and it beats the hell out of wasting money on futile Wal-Mart campaigns. In return, unfair labor laws are repealed and the American worker is given a fighting chance.
Lets not get all self-righteous. After all, isnt this how the military-industrial complex functions? Hasnt the Saudi royal family, going all the way back to FDR, donated millions of dollars to the U.S. to gain preferential treatment? As Tom Hagen said to Santino Corleone, Its business, Sonny!
David Macaray is a playwright and author. His newest book is Nightshift: 270 Factory Stories. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org