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Kin Jong Un.. we hardly knew thee??

Feb. 10, 2012, 12:02 p.m.
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http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02/10/kim-jong-un-assassination-rumours-flood-twitter-weibo/

Greatest twitter prank to date or scary NK situation on the horizon?

Feb. 10, 2012, 12:32 p.m.
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Interesting. If true, I wonder how this is all going to unfold. I imagine not well…

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity."
— Sigmund Freud

:canada: :usa:

Feb. 10, 2012, 12:35 p.m.
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Interesting. If true, I wonder how this is all going to unfold. I imagine not well…

That's for sure. Did he even have time to announce a successor? And will they retaliate? Who's getting blamed?

Let's hope it was a prank.

Feb. 10, 2012, 12:52 p.m.
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Hey look, a tweet! OMG, news!

For the time being this is unsubstantiated crap…. was that actually a news article based on tweets from some lady who writes corporate literature and a couple frat boys?

Feb. 10, 2012, 12:56 p.m.
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Hey look, a tweet! OMG, news!

For the time being this is unsubstantiated crap…. was that actually a news article based on tweets from some lady who writes corporate literature and a couple frat boys?

And when it turns out to be true and starts world war three you will tell people "I was just sitting at the keyboard when Chupacabra gave me the heads up giving me just enough time to build this bomb shelter. How are your canned peaches?"

Your welcome.

Feb. 10, 2012, 1 p.m.
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And when it turns out to be true and starts world war three you will tell people "I was just sitting at the keyboard when Chupacabra gave me the heads up giving me just enough time to build this bomb shelter. How are your canned peaches?"

Your welcome.

I built the bomb shelter when Putin faked his election results… gotta know the password to get in though, otherwise this guy:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssHEAOrAdCU

will come and get you

Feb. 10, 2012, 1:03 p.m.
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I built the bomb shelter when Putin faked his election results… gotta know the password to get in though, otherwise this guy:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssHEAOrAdCU

will come and get you

"Banana Hammock" - Your password has been on twitter for months.

Feb. 10, 2012, 1:26 p.m.
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I'll believe when his Wikipedia page shows a 4th date after the current "Born: 8 January 1982 or 1983 or 1984".

I wonder if N Koreans will be shot or deported to labour camps for crying or for not crying this time around? Its gonna be pretty confusing for those guys if its true.

Feb. 10, 2012, 1:38 p.m.
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It is a weird world we live in. This is the equivalent of writing a news story because you heard someone say something at a bar

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Feb. 10, 2012, 2:32 p.m.
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Something about the angle of his left wrist in the picture makes me think he wouldn't be too difficult to assassinate. And that's not to say I think he's a homosexual. (I'm being serious).

www.vitalmtb.com

Feb. 10, 2012, 2:41 p.m.
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It is a weird world we live in. This is the equivalent of writing a news story because you heard someone say something at a bar

Yeah, only thing is the bar happens to be in China, where said person hangs out a lot. If the bar was in Surrey, on the other hand ….

Feb. 10, 2012, 2:50 p.m.
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I wonder what the punishment will be for the North Koreans who didn't display immense grief for the fake internet death of their dear leader.

Feb. 10, 2012, 2:53 p.m.
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I wonder what the punishment will be for the North Koreans who didn't display immense grief for the fake internet death of their dear leader.

Actually they will be shot by the new military junta for showing any sentiment towards the cowardly, bourgeois son of treasonous Dear Leader.

Feb. 10, 2012, 3:02 p.m.
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Actually they will be shot by the new military junta for showing any sentiment towards the cowardly, bourgeois son of treasonous Dear Leader.

damn! they would probably shoot everyone that was filmed crying when kim jong il died. setup a website and task force to identify public grievers (something similar to the VPD 2011 riot task force).

Feb. 10, 2012, 5:01 p.m.
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It is a weird world we live in. This is the equivalent of writing a news story because you heard someone say something at a bar

hey, I heard it on NBR first, it must be true!

RIP kim

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