Here's a knee slapper (YES, it's actually very good):
There was a young chinese man wondering through a forest, lost. He comes upon a small hut and knocks on the door. An old Chinese man open the door, and the young chinese man tells him that he is lost, and asks if he can stay the night. The old chinese man says yes, but on the one condition that he does not touch his daughter. He warns him taht he will suffer the 3 worst chinese tortures if he disobeys.
The young chinese man agrees, knowing that he can keep his hands off. That night the old and the young chinese man are eating donner, and the daughter walks down the stairs. She is stunningly beautiful, and has a huge rack.
After dinner the young man remembers the old man's warning and goes up to his own room. But in the night he can't take the strain and goes into the daughter's room (bang, bang, bang). He very carefully sneaks back to his own room and wakes up the next morning feeling very happy and sleepy. The first thing he notices is a boulder on his chest about the size of his head. On the boulder there is a note, that reads "Ancient Chinese Toture number one, large boulder on chest". "If taht's all the old man's got, I have nothing to worry about the young chinese man thinks to himself". He then proceeds to walk over to the window, and as he is throwing the boulder out the window he notices a second note attached to the bottom of the rock "Anciant Chinese Toture number 2", it reads, "Large boulder tied to left testicle". The man makes a quick decision and decides that he would rather have a few broken bones than only one testicle. And as he is jumping thru the window after the boulder he notices a note attached to the window sill, "Ancient Chinese Torture number 3", its reads, "right testicle tied to bed post".
THE END :lol:
Shoots with Nikon D2H
