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July 19, 2007, 6:03 p.m.

MackM

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does dick like to receive wood in the back or does he just sell his

i googled majin super gay and this thread came up

July 19, 2007, 6:08 p.m.

discowitch

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i'm still searching for the perfect wood

just stick with the 5 wood, you'll be better off that way.

July 19, 2007, 6:08 p.m.

mtnrider

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:lol::lol::lol:

By far the funniest thread I have read in a long time.
Thanks for the laugh.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

The wheels on the bike go round and round…. :dizzy:

July 19, 2007, 6:47 p.m.

Heatmizer

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:lol::lol::lol:

By far the funniest thread I have read in a long time.
Thanks for the laugh.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

This post has no mention of wood. So it seems that you can have a post, but it may not contain wood.

July 19, 2007, 6:52 p.m.

discowitch

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hey mike*b i don't think anyone has asked this one yet?

just how big is dick's wood? are we talking 2x4's, 6x8's,…?

July 19, 2007, 7:08 p.m.

trout

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does dick need a forklift for his wood?

So many freaks, so few circuses.

July 19, 2007, 7:09 p.m.

seeformiles

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according to the website, www.DickSlumber.com, Dick's stockholdings include numerous dimensional woods.

July 19, 2007, 9:30 p.m.

_mike_bodnaruk_

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does dick like to receive wood in the back or does he just sell his

sometimes dick recieves wood from two entrances at once

anus

July 19, 2007, 9:32 p.m.

_mike_bodnaruk_

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hey mike*b i don't think anyone has asked this one yet?

just how big is dick's wood? are we talking 2x4's, 6x8's,…?

most of the time his wood is small. But some customers come expecting larger sizes. They must pay more.

does dick need a forklift for his wood?

Only if dick is getting extra hard wood from our burnaby location.

Just ask for dick.

Dick is not always available. He may be off try to help people get thier on hard wood.

PS: We dont sell rugs.

do you help dick move his wood in the morning?

Usually its already moving before I arrive.

anus

July 19, 2007, 10:23 p.m.

the-flying-moose

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does dick know you are talking about his wood on the internet?

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

July 19, 2007, 10:25 p.m.

Lady-Gravity

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Do you a preference for your perfect wood? With or without bark, light or dark shades, big or small knots, do you just want a branch or are you after something larger like a trunk?

there are so many varieties of wood, the only way to know is to test them all

July 19, 2007, 10:27 p.m.

_mike_bodnaruk_

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I dont think he really cares. A lot of people have seen it. You may have caught a flash of it whilst driving by one of his trucks.