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July 18, 2007, 11:12 p.m.
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Can we touch dick's wood before we pay for it? Or is that frowned upon?

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July 18, 2007, 11:14 p.m.
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How much wood would dick's wood lift if dick's wood could lift wood?

July 18, 2007, 11:14 p.m.
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oh, i think dick likes you to feel the quality of his wood before you pay .glib.:eek:

July 18, 2007, 11:18 p.m.
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Would Dick's wood take off from the coneyor belt?

Sober

July 18, 2007, 11:22 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

Do you ever see Dick?

Do you work with Dick regularily?

Does Dick know you like working with his wood?

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July 18, 2007, 11:24 p.m.
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does dicks wood come with foreskin or is that extra?

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

July 19, 2007, 3:04 a.m.
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also dick doesnt like when you come and play with his wood and then leave without buying any of his wood.

You've been out in the woods for too long.. far too long.

Has Dick's wood been treated at all?

protect tom mcdonald at all costs

July 19, 2007, 10:31 a.m.
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do dick's cats like to sharpen their claws on dick's wood?

can you give wood back to Dick, if you're not happy with his wood?

July 19, 2007, 11:27 a.m.
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you guys are just going to drag this on forever, aren't you

July 19, 2007, 12:21 p.m.
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you guys are just going to drag this on forever, aren't you

Someone has to carry a torch for dick's wood.

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July 19, 2007, 12:45 p.m.
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you guys are just going to drag this on forever, aren't you

you sound like you have been shafted by dicks wood in the past?

whats your beef?

July 19, 2007, 1:53 p.m.
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i'm still searching for the perfect wood

July 19, 2007, 3:27 p.m.
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Just ask for dick.

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July 19, 2007, 5:32 p.m.
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In this recent weather, how slick is Dick's wood when it gets wet?

July 19, 2007, 5:42 p.m.
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i'm still searching for the perfect wood

Do you a preference for your perfect wood? With or without bark, light or dark shades, big or small knots, do you just want a branch or are you after something larger like a trunk?

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