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I Sure Hope This Isn't Considered Porn

Jan. 23, 2003, 10:54 p.m.
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MODS: Delete this thread if this is considered porn.

Slang terms for penis

Arrow
Bamboo
Banana
Beef
Beef Stick
Big Bad John
Big Fatty
Big Fella
Big Ten-inch
Bird
Blue Cow
Bologna Pony
Boner (erect)
Bottom Rocker
Bozack
Brains
Bubba
Bull-dog
Ca-ca
Cannon
Cave Explorer
Chew Toy
Chub
Chubby


Corundum Column
Cucumber
Cyclops
Dang
Dick
Ding-a-ling
Ding-ding
Ding-dong
Dip-stick
Doinker
Dong
Donger
Dork
Dude
Duke
Equipment
Fast Freddie
Flag Pole
Flip-flop
Fuck-stick
Garden Hose
George (almost Any Proper Male Name)
Gila Monster
Good Old 12 Inch Long
Gum
Gun
Hammer
Hard-on (erect)
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Helmet
Herman, The One-eyed German
Hog
Holmes
Honker
Hooded Sword
Hot Dog
Instrument
Jack Hammer
Jake
Jimmy
John Thomas
Joy Stick
Juice-maker
Key To Heaven
Kick-stand
Lance
Lingam
Lipstick
Little Helmet Man
Little Johnny
Little Monster
Lizard
Lollipop
Love Gun
Love Handle
Love Muscle
Love Probe
Love Pump
Love Python
Love Rod
Love Stick
Magic Wand
Main Muscle
Main Vein
Maleness
Man-tool
Manhood
Meat
Member
Middle Leg
Monkey
Morning Missile
Mr. Happy
Mr. Happy
Mr. Microphone
Mr. Wiggly
Mx
Needle Dick
Noodle
Oh Henry
One Eyed Trouser Trout
One-eyed Cyclops
One-eyed Heated Viper
One-eyed Monster
One-eyed Purple Warrior Of Love
One-eyed Snake
One-eyed Spit Monkey
One-eyed Tool
One-eyed Trouser Monster
One-eyed Trouser Trout
One-eyed Viper
One-eyed Wonder Worm
Organ
Package
Panhandle
Partner
Passion Pole
Pecker
Pee-pee
Peenie
Peenpeen
Peni
Peter
Peter Pangus
Phallus
Pickle
Pile Driver
Piney
Pink Pencil
Pinochio's Wooden Balls
Pistol
Pleasure Pleaser
Pocket Pistol
Pods
Poison Dart
Pole
Pork
Pork Sword
Power Drill
Power Shooter
Prick
Pride And Joy
Privates
Prod
Pud
Purple Headed Love Dart
Purple Headed Soldier Or Warrior
Purple Helmet
Purple People Eater
Pussy Finger
Pussy Tamer
Putter
Python Of Pleasure
Ralph
Red
Rigid Rocket
Rod
Romp Wrangler
Root
Rump Burger
Russell The Love Muscle
Salami
Sausage
Schlong
Schmuck
Schwanson
Schwantz
Scrodog
Semi-sport
Sex Pistol
Shaft
Six inches
Skin Flute
Snake
Stick
Stiffy
Still
Stump
Stump Plunger
Swanson
Tallywacker
Teeter
The Big Thing Or Thang
The Johnson
The King
The Little Guy
The Man
The Monster
The Red Rocket
Thing
Third Leg
Throbbing Manhood
Tinkle
Tinkler
Tony
Tool
Torpedo
Tower Of Power
Tree
Tripod
Troublemaker
Trouser Trout
Tube Steak
Tube Steak Smothered In Underwear
Turkey Neck
Unit
Viper
Wand
Wang
Wanger
Wanker
War Club
Warrior Of Love
Wazoo
Weapon
Weasel
Wee-wee
Weiner
Whanger
White Porpoise Of Love
White/black Root
Wick Wacker
Wiennie;
Wilbur
Willie The Wonder Worm
Willy
Wing-wong
Woman's Home Companion
Wonder Wand
Wong
Wooter
Worm

lol, classic.

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Jan. 23, 2003, 10:56 p.m.
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what with you and penisis

Jan. 23, 2003, 10:57 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 27, 2002

:lol: :lol: :lol: bottom rocker is still the best :lol: good list danny!!

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Jan. 23, 2003, 11 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

Originally posted by Grimace
what with you and penisis

nothings with me and penis's, i just thought it was funny.

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Front XT 9mm hub $45 OBO
Rear Deore hub with great SS set up + 10mm rear axel - $50 OBO
6" hayes roter $10

Jan. 23, 2003, 11:05 p.m.
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Joined: Jan. 22, 2003

sniff thats buitiful. Lol j/k.

Jan. 23, 2003, 11:11 p.m.
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tube steak :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jan. 23, 2003, 11:28 p.m.
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Herman the one-eyed German.

Classic.

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ya fuck you windows. fuck you too door.

Jan. 23, 2003, 11:50 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 27, 1986

Tower Of Power
:lol:

superheros
I like bikes

Jan. 24, 2003, 12:10 a.m.
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Joined: Nov. 30, 2002

you forgot about Pedro :rolleyes: :o

hahaha Heat Seeking Moisture Missle!

lmao :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by blinded
are you at uvic right now? I have a friend that lives on campus there and he tells me so many crazy stories about doing random chicks and puking on their beds afterwards.

Jan. 24, 2003, 3:06 a.m.
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Joined: Nov. 29, 2002

You forgot "One Eyed Wonder Weasel":D :rolleyes:

Jan. 24, 2003, 7:19 a.m.
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Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
:lol:
thats funny shit:thepimp: :D

Jan. 24, 2003, 8:43 a.m.
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I've heard a lot of those already :rolleyes:

Jan. 24, 2003, 9:01 a.m.
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lame.

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Jan. 24, 2003, 9:02 a.m.
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Originally posted by Lady Gravity
I've seen a lot of those already :rolleyes:

hmmm that doesn't surprise me actually. :lol:

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Jan. 24, 2003, 10:51 a.m.
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Originally posted by Blaine
hmmm that doesn't surprise me actually. :lol:

:fu: :fu:

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