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I need an accountant

Nov. 27, 2011, 12:07 p.m.
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Joined: Aug. 28, 2006

I need a tax acountant to sort out some minor tax stuff. Any recommendations on the North Shore? Help is appreciated.

Nov. 27, 2011, 3:17 p.m.
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Joined: March 15, 2003

i use a cga on the shore. not cheap, though. you're looking at $100 per hour

Nov. 27, 2011, 4:03 p.m.
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Joined: Sept. 4, 2003

Give me 4 years and I can help you out.

Sober

Nov. 27, 2011, 10:31 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 21, 2002

try this guy:

http://www.balancecounts.com/

:canada: :england:

Nov. 28, 2011, 2:25 a.m.
Posts: 4329
Joined: Oct. 24, 2005

When you find an accountant, please ask them: "What kind of business would I need to start to make the purchase of bacon a tax write-off?"

and then post up the answer.

thanks

The best things in life all start with the letter B
Hooray for: Bacon, Bikeys, Boobies, Boards, and Beer!

Nov. 28, 2011, 10:57 a.m.
Posts: 5635
Joined: Oct. 28, 2008

When you find an accountant, please ask them: "What kind of business would I need to start to make the purchase of bacon a tax write-off?"

and then post up the answer.

thanks

Become a butcher and do extensive R[HTML_REMOVED]D on bacon.
:shhh:

Wrong. Always.

Nov. 28, 2011, 8:53 p.m.
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Joined: Feb. 23, 2005

Become a butcher and do extensive R[HTML_REMOVED]D on bacon.
:shhh:

then claim an SRED tax credit on the research [HTML_REMOVED] development and buy MORE bacon.

Please let me demonstrate the ride around; really it's no trouble.

Nov. 28, 2011, 9:56 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

build wind turbines out of bacon, get green tax incentives.

give sufficient energy back to grid, then eat said bacon turbine, tax free.

tommrorow. mom took the van/

Nov. 29, 2011, 1:03 p.m.
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Joined: Oct. 28, 2008

Or get a pig farm going and start going to the downtown eastside and…oh wait…this is going in the wrong direction.

Wrong. Always.

Nov. 29, 2011, 5 p.m.
Posts: 2170
Joined: Aug. 28, 2006

…this is going in the wrong direction.

that's an understatement!

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