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How will you die?

Dec. 8, 2015, 2:41 p.m.
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OK I have to chime as I was recently talking about this. I think that most likely I will die in my late 70's or early 80's after falling off my bike (probably on Fromme) and breaking my hip. After the surgery I will realize that my mountain biking days are over. I will be dead within three months.

And it's with this post that a lurker from 2011 speaks up? yikes… :crazy:

Dec. 8, 2015, 3:30 p.m.
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My doctor told me blunt force trauma.

Dec. 8, 2015, 5:54 p.m.
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don't know if this is a thread for technicalities, but technically speaking we will all die of shock…

Cardiac arrest actually.

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Dec. 8, 2015, 6:18 p.m.
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cardiac arrest will stop the blood flow which will deprive organs of oxygen. which then die of shock. = death from no oxygen.

Dec. 8, 2015, 6:31 p.m.
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One day I'll take a massive dump and my internal organs will get sucked out in the backwash.

Hopefully it'll be screened live on the internet to Michael Jackson's Man in the Mirror.

With any luck it will inspire someone to "make that change".

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- Morgman

Dec. 8, 2015, 6:47 p.m.
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… worst way to go would be drowing or…

Oddly this is how I'd choose to go. Not drowning per se, but underwater and just black out. Dive down in a trance like state, and just…let go. Like the finale in Le Grand Bleu.

I've blacked out a couple times, once surfing once spearfishing. When i go I'd like to be in the water doing one of these activities, except back home in Vancouver somehow…An unlikely scenario.

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Dec. 8, 2015, 6:50 p.m.
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probably something from vaping to much

You know you went to far when even Tungsten thinks your a Jack Ass.

Dec. 8, 2015, 7:39 p.m.
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I've blacked out a couple times, once surfing once spearfishing. When i go I'd like to be in the water doing one of these activities, except back home in Vancouver somehow…An unlikely scenario.

Ambleside with high sewage outflow. :/

I'm going with the heavy auto erotic asphyxiation claim

Why slag free swag?:rolleyes:

ummm, as your doctor i recommend against riding with a scaphoid fracture.

Dec. 8, 2015, 9:31 p.m.
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Check a box on a form when l have decided enough is enough, and have my family doc drop by and administer the sleepy meds. Hopefully the new lib gov't gets this right.

Dec. 9, 2015, 7:33 a.m.
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probably something from vaping to much

Popcorn lung seems to be the first medical evil from that stuff.

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