How to Poop At Work....(must read)

That was funny. The crop duster is a favorite of mine.

Jamie

These rules also work for those of us still in school (especially high school) and while in restaurants; hell any public place.

haha when I'm at school and I go to take a leak and I notice someone pooing I head 'er on over to the stall beside them and start to piss in the toilet then slooowly start changing my direction to underneath the wall thing to the stall they just so happen to be in…..thanks for showing me that Cody.

haha when I'm at school and I go to take a leak and I notice someone pooing I head 'er on over to the stall beside them and start to piss in the toilet then slooowly start changing my direction to underneath the wall thing to the stall they just so happen to be in…..thanks for showing me that Cody.

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no problem

These are important life lessons here people!

whoa…looked who popped out of the woodwork. nice thread revivals

REALLY DISGUSTING STORY::

I was shredding whistgnar last year, and I return to my uncles place, to blast a dookie. It was one of those " so big it couldn't make the vurve" ones, and i thought it went down

my brother goes in ten minutes later, and sees it. Almost pukes. them for some reason everyone in the god damn house wants to see it! (ya i dont get it either)

Then, my little cousin who was 4 at the time started calling me the poo king, and my uncle described it as a "pork tenderloin"…. ya it was that big.

So now Im the Poo King. Hail me!

On a different note, I tend to use the crop duster often too. Actually, I abide by most of theses rules, although I guess I never really noticed til now. :lol:

^^i think that story comes under this heading…TMI
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19837002/wid/11915773?GT1=10212

you just looove researching news storys on poop dont you? :lol: nice find.

you just looove researching news storys on poop dont you? :lol: nice find.

actually it was completely random - perfect timing :D

i could of used this at my last job

REALLY DISGUSTING STORY::

I was shredding whistgnar last year, and I return to my uncles place, to blast a dookie. It was one of those " so big it couldn't make the vurve" ones, and i thought it went down

my brother goes in ten minutes later, and sees it. Almost pukes. them for some reason everyone in the god damn house wants to see it! (ya i dont get it either)

Then, my little cousin who was 4 at the time started calling me the poo king, and my uncle described it as a "pork tenderloin"…. ya it was that big.

So now Im the Poo King. Hail me!

On a different note, I tend to use the crop duster often too. Actually, I abide by most of theses rules, although I guess I never really noticed til now. :lol:

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Anyone who works in an office is a sucker

Anyone who works in an office is a sucker

Mmmmmkay