how can i stay young and cool?

so the other day i was walking through the mall and this lady in her 50's (that's being nice) was wearing lots of make up, a mini skirt, fugly boots (can't remember the name of them), carrying a coach back pack and was………well she was obviously trying hard to turn back time. i kinda felt bad for her cause everyone was staring.

anyway, a while ago there was a thread w/ some do's and don'ts to avoid being a wanker and then another thread on hipsters. so all this got me thinking…..

i'm 33 years old and i want a make over to make me into a manly man. the kind that the ladies want and the guys want to be.

i want to stay young, hip, hop, and happening. the problem is……i have no sense of fashion or style. so i knew this called for a serious discussion session with the guys and gurls of nsmb.

hi, my name is gtse and i need help. what should i wear? how should i talk/walk? what sort of words are cool? and what else can i do to become this manly man?

much appreciated!

smoke lots of cigarettes.

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hi, my name is gtse and i need help. what should i wear? how should i talk/walk? what sort of words are cool? and what else can i do to become this manly man?

much appreciated!

I say zig when others are zagging and bring the fanny pack back to it's full glory, then you will be the guy that is giving out advise on manliness and coolibility. Don't be a sheep.

1. lift weights - stay fit.

2. don't give a flying f[HTML_REMOVED]#37;[HTML_REMOVED]k what anyone else thinks

3. follow your passion

4. ???? (well - this is the interwebz afterall)

5. the rest will sort it self out

I say zig when others are zagging and bring the fanny pack back to it's full glory, then you will be the guy that is giving out advise on manliness and coolibility. Don't be a sheep.

fanny pack + suspenders + ankle biter sweat pants = melting the ladies hearts.

So you wanna look like this???

I hope I die before I get old.

yeah…I know it's too late

listen to young people's music (jungle music as my father used to call it)
wear pants around your knees
ride a long board
don't treat anyone with any respect
swear lots and call anyone over 25 "old geezer"
move back in with your parents
try any/all of the stunts from jackass movies

One word: Money.

To paraphrase Alec Baldwin in 30 Rock: "Upper-class 50 is like Middle-class 30"

growth hormone injection
plastic surgery

I don't know if asking a forum of mountain bikers is the place to go for style tips. You will end up dressed as wade from rtth with a joint hanging out of your mouth.

If you were a dork when you were 19 you'll still be a dork when you are 33 no matte what advice you get on here.

sombrio shorts.