hipsters

irritate the shit out of me.

You may have worded this better than the drunken rant I posted last night.

"These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy"

"With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox"

That's beautiful.
:coo:

irritate the shit out of me.

I always pictured you as a hipster. huh.

Kenny Chesney quotes, eh? not bad.

If Hipsters are all that it takes to keep guys like Farmer away from Vancouver, then today I start growing an ironic mustache.

If Hipsters are all that it takes to keep guys like Farmer away from Vancouver, then today I start growing an ironic mustache.

I was growing mine before you thought it was cool…

Building my fixie while drinking a PBR

I stopped drinking PBR when they lowered the alcohol %, hipsters don't know shit about drinking beer.

I did have a pretty skeezy ginger stache a few years ago, don't know if it makes me a Hipster though. Terrible service everywhere I went

I've never heard of PBR? What to do now?

"With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox"

That's beautiful.
:coo:

Aint no motherfucker trying to grip this tacklebox.

Never drank the stuff.

How many hipster points go I get?

If Hipsters are all that it takes to keep guys like Farmer away from Vancouver, then today I start growing an ironic mustache.

This, but I think I'm already a hipster. I go to art school, dress like most of the hipsters at my school, I just need a fixie. Though I don't drink beer (PBR is only hipster cause it's cheap as shit. Caribou is now replacing PBR as a hipster beer)… But I listen to punk music, take pictures of naked people doing weird shit. I'm avant garde (wait, though… I think this is just more "hipster"). My life is a bit like a VICE piece, which is real hipster. Shit.

(being a "hipster" isn't so bad though.)

But for the sake of the thread. OP, are you referring to modern day VICE hipster, or late 40's jazz hipster? Now these two are pretty similar to a degree, but also greatly different. Clarification is needed in which subculture irritates you.

most creepy rep ever:lol:

You may have worded this better than the drunken rant I posted last night.

"These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy"

There is no definition of what makes a "man" a man… Just sayin'. Being "feminine" isn't even a bad thing. Your post is ridiculous.