I don't
like the fact that McDonalds food is so bad for me, and they are just perpetuating a culture of fat people. But, I don't eat there.
Wait! McDonalds makes people fat? But they sponsor the Olympics!
… Maybe thats a whole other thread!
Head's up: 18%
This thread delivered the laughs. I feel like LeeLau deserves a tip of at least 20% :lol:
pic of Joe Kickass????
Why slag free swag?:rolleyes:
ummm, as your doctor i recommend against riding with a scaphoid fracture.
And now a better dressed Ski Bum. Or is it now Dirt Bag the term that is used?
Enduramil gives Lee 20% of his tip
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Srsly guys… do we need to tip hookers too?
Srsly guys… do we need to tip hookers too?
Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.
Guns kill people just like pens cause spelling mistakes, cars create drunk drivers and spoons create fat people.
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Don't tip, they will take advantage. Make them work for EVERY penny they make. Then and only then will you get excellent service. Otherwise they will just sit back and tell you they want a tip for everything.
With hookers you have to be tough.
Absolutely do NOT tip her. She's just doing her job. Do you tip the people at McDonald's for doing their job too?
Refers to tipping of hookers, but it works for waitresses too.
LOL colon bacteria.
treezz
wow you are a ass
Srsly guys… do we need to tip hookers too?
So this guy goes up to this hooker and asks how much it will cost. She tells him that it's $25 for a handjob, $50 for a blowjob and $100 for sex. He looks in his wallet and all he has is a $50 so he says he will take a blowjob. They get back to the hookers room and she tells him to make himself comfortable and she will be right back. The hooker comes out of the bathroom to find the guy naked on the bed furiously masturbating and the hooker says "what the hell are you doing?". The replies, "for $50 I am not going to give you the easy one."
Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.
they also call me "balloon"
I don't get that joke at all.
It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells
I'm telling VANOC about your avtar.
that is the most reatrded thing ever even a retarded would say thats retarded
I'm telling VANOC about your avtar.
I already did. Maybe it will help if everyone does it. I also told them that he steals satellite signals.
Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.
they also call me "balloon"
I already did. Maybe it will help if everyone does it. I also told them that he steals satellite signals.
well the satellite guys are the ones sending signals all over the trailer park like they own space. they don't own space, NASA owns space.
According to the Sun this morning, Earls downtown has added a temporary 20% gratuity to their bills.
It's due to foreigners not knowing our customs.
I'll find a link later.
According to the Sun this morning, Earls downtown has added a temporary 20% gratuity to their bills.
It's due to foreigners not knowing our customs.I'll find a link later.
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