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hahahah women drivers

Jan. 31, 2007, 11:42 a.m.
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I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I always smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that every single day, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? I don't think so.

Jan. 31, 2007, 11:45 a.m.
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Jan. 31, 2007, 11:50 a.m.
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haha that awesome.

Jan. 31, 2007, 11:59 a.m.
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I think you have the right idea. Better to keep yourself safe. Women are very unpredictable!

Jan. 31, 2007, 1:38 p.m.
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:lol:

Jan. 31, 2007, 1:39 p.m.
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maybe she was on her way home from the hockey game.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

Jan. 31, 2007, 1:56 p.m.
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Since I've been studying probability and stats, I feel the need to point out that the math is wrong. Each of the stats are independent and to get the final figure, you need to multiply out each probability.

1/28 * 7/10 * 22/100 * 34/100 * 5/100 * 18,000 = 5.89 = 6 females that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.. but whatever.. we all know every single one of them is psychotic

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Jan. 31, 2007, 1:59 p.m.
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Ooops :eek:

Jan. 31, 2007, 2:17 p.m.
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Since I've been studying probability and stats, I feel the need to point out that the math is wrong. Each of the stats are independent and to get the final figure, you need to multiply out each probability.

1/28 * 7/10 * 22/100 * 34/100 * 5/100 * 18,000 = 5.89 = 6 females that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.. but whatever.. we all know every single one of them is psychotic

Since I have a calculator and am a jerk I feel the need to point out the your math is wrong. It's about 1.6, unless I'm also an idiot. He did do the stats independantly, you just calculated it wrong me thinks.

Jan. 31, 2007, 2:25 p.m.
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Since I have a calculator and am a jerk I feel the need to point out the your math is wrong. It's about 1.6, unless I'm also an idiot. He did do the stats independantly, you just calculated it wrong me thinks.

you got a lot of balls telling an azn he just did his math wrong

meh

Jan. 31, 2007, 2:31 p.m.
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wow, all i need is the car now.:grinno: :P ;)

Jan. 31, 2007, 2:45 p.m.
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you got a lot of balls telling an azn he just did his math wrong

AHAHAHAHA

Jan. 31, 2007, 2:59 p.m.
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Goddammit.. I have failed asians everywhere.. my math was wrong :(

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Jan. 31, 2007, 3:14 p.m.
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Goddammit.. I have failed asians everywhere.. my math was wrong :(

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Jan. 31, 2007, 3:21 p.m.
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At least you could have changed the mileage amounts to km. ;)

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