Glenn Beck

glenn beck is a douche… manbearpig is super cereal

Stuminator got me. Oh well, Glenn Beck is still a douche.

FYP

what exactly do they have right?

See, they know that Canada has a zombie "issue" and this whole Iraq thing is
just a way to get the troops some real world combat training.

disclaimer: All posts in this thread and others were made while under the influence
of, but not limited to, codeine, fever, sudafed, albuterol, and a lack of restful
sleep brought on by a virus I obtained while in Canada. My doctor says it's
pneumonia, but I fear I may have been infected with a zombie virus. If my
posts start to consist of Uuuuuu's and Aaaarrgh's, please inform the appropriate
authorities.

far to much religious influence on the right side of the spectrum

if it wasnt so jesusy maybe id give it a chance..

I mean just watch his show [HTML_REMOVED] have an open mind. I agree with most everything he says. The guy is what's right with the Yanks. That's one thing the Americans have over us is alot of good news sources like cnn [HTML_REMOVED] foxnews. Unlike here, where all the news is run by lefties.

well, reality does have a well-known liberal bias.

April fools post?
Nice - sucked me in.

far to much religious influence on the right side of the spectrum

if it wasnt so jesusy maybe id give it a chance..

well the bible does hint at the zombie invasion to come. In the book of Mathew
it says….45 Now from the sixth hour, there was darkness over the whole earth, until the ninth hour. 46 And about the ninth hour, Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying: Eli, Eli, lamma sabacthani? That is, My God, My God, why hast thou forsaken me? 47 And some that stood there and heard said: This man calleth Elias. 48 And immediately one of them running took a sponge and filled it with vinegar and put it on a reed and gave him to drink. 49 And the others said: Let be. Let us see whether Elias will come to deliver him. 50 And Jesus again crying with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.

51 And behold the veil of the temple was rent in two from the top even to the bottom: and the earth quaked and the rocks were rent. 52 And the graves were opened: and many bodies of the saints that had slept arose….

So clearly you can see that they are "right" (hehe, get it right…as in right wi..)

wondering where Majin and Wayne is and sits back waiting for this to become
a religious thread

uhhh… I'm gonna go with that being about the bodily ascension of saints and jesus…

pretty standard fare in the Christian Bible…