food delivery job - 25 to 30 bucks an hour.

anytime?

$25-30/hr?

That was my brothers average when delivering for panago.

wow, i had no idea. im going to tip my pizza guy less from now on..

Don't forget that that you'll burn through a tank of gas and put a couple hundred Km's on the car each night too.

you guys are doing it wrong

Sounds like you want to be The Deliverator!

The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed sub-category. He's got esprit up to here. Right now he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachno-fiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest. Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels like gritty jello, protects like a stack of telephone books.

The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. You want to talk contact patches? Your car's tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator's car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta.

Thanks Neal!!!

Is this a job that'll land me on one of National Geographic's shows?

Sounds like you want to be The Deliverator!…

Thanks Neal!!!

reps for quoting snow crash. need to re-read one of these days.

reps for quoting snow crash. need to re-read one of these days.

If you liked Snow Crash give "Rainbows End" a try. (Vernor Vinge)

:)

Sorry for the derailleur…back to dropping pizzas.

Awesome forum…

Why Indians don't tip
Death of Delivery: Black People Tipping

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If you wan't to be legit and covered by ICBC, you have to have some sort of delivery driver insurence which is astronomically expensive.

You can fly under the radar, but its only a matter of time before you get into some accident, minor or major and then your screwed!

you guys are doing it wrong

lol naked pizza

i tip 5$ on a pizza delivery. whast the norm?