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July 9, 2018, 8:04 p.m.
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Posted by: Fast-Orange

If your 4 pot plants are in any way visible to your neighbors you're fucked

They gunna harvest or call the cops?

And my Hot tub needs a new mechanical seal...


 Last edited by: Endur-Bro on July 9, 2018, 8:04 p.m., edited 1 time in total.
July 10, 2018, 8:20 a.m.
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According the new laws if your plants are in any way visible it's big fines, jail time, or both.

July 10, 2018, 9:04 a.m.
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The  gov can make up all the laws they want but then they either have to enforce them or ignore them, the RCMP already ignore simple possession

July 10, 2018, 9:34 a.m.
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Posted by: XXX_er

The  gov can make up all the laws they want but then they either have to enforce them or ignore them, the RCMP already ignore simple possession

Bingo.  We won't know how this shakes down until these laws see the light of day.  What constitutes visible?  Littering can have hefty fines, but when does it really?

Sept. 10, 2018, 6:12 p.m.
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Is nothing sacred? They got a woman doing play by play on Monday night football, FFS! Can't they leave our stuff alone? We don't go commenting on their fashion shows.

March 5, 2019, 9:42 p.m.
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How come they sell hamburger patties in a 10 pack, but sell the buns in an 8 pack?

March 5, 2019, 10:13 p.m.
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Is it wrong to spash a slug of red wine into a glass that had beer in it w/o first rinsing out the glass?

March 6, 2019, 3:10 a.m.
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Posted by: Stuminator

How come they sell hamburger patties in a 10 pack, but sell the buns in an 8 pack?

Doubles.

March 6, 2019, 5:26 a.m.
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Posted by: tungsten

Is it wrong to spash a slug of red wine into a glass that had beer in it w/o first rinsing out the glass?

Beer in a glass?

March 6, 2019, 7:59 p.m.
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https://torontosun.com/news/world/billionaire-dies-during-paris-penis-enlargement-op/amp

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

March 7, 2019, 2:05 p.m.
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Guess he never got his chance to be a big dick.

March 9, 2019, 11:03 a.m.
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Man angry his photo was used to prove all hipsters look alike — then learns it wasn't him

April 12, 2019, 4:41 p.m.
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Ever been driving when a school bus full of little kids pulls up beside you & they start to make faces at you? You're an adult, so you don't wanna make faces back, but then again, they have it coming. I usually just stare straight ahead & hope the light turns green quick, lol.

Aug. 11, 2019, 9:39 p.m.
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Roadie puts his bike on the roof of his car & forgets to turn off that red flashing light on the bike. While driving behind him (was unable to pass for awhile) that light was driving me crazy. Turn the fecking light off next time!

Aug. 11, 2019, 9:49 p.m.
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Posted by: Stuminator

Ever been driving when a school bus full of little kids pulls up beside you & they start to make faces at you? You're an adult, so you don't wanna make faces back, but then again, they have it coming. I usually just stare straight ahead & hope the light turns green quick, lol.

Yeah? Imagine being a city bus driver and the school bus is right in front of you full of little kids waving and making screwy faces out the back windows and all your passengers can see them, and your face in the mirror, and are waiting to see if you're gonna' be a good sport or just a miserable, cranky old bus driver. lol...


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