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Sept. 4, 2013, 7:26 p.m.
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Joined: Oct. 23, 2003

Fold 2 ply once and you then have luxurious 4 ply.

Or bunch it up like a man.

Ha Ha! Made you look.

Sept. 4, 2013, 7:44 p.m.
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Or bunch it up like a man.

no a man would use leaves of poison ivy.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

Sept. 4, 2013, 7:46 p.m.
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Joined: Aug. 14, 2005

no a man would use leaves of Wild Parsnip

FYP

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Sept. 4, 2013, 10:28 p.m.
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Joined: March 15, 2003

I had no ice in my ice maker. none. (fixed it now)

Sept. 6, 2013, 3:56 p.m.
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i was t-minus 10 seconds from my spacecraft docking in an attractive ladies mouth when she pulled out a piece of cucumber and drowned it in dijon mustard. FUCK GROSS

i googled majin super gay and this thread came up

Sept. 6, 2013, 6:10 p.m.
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went in for a second approach, a whole tomato with ketchup. is this real life? must find out what condiment she likes with cack. ask your wives plz.

i googled majin super gay and this thread came up

Sept. 6, 2013, 7:03 p.m.
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went in for a second approach, a whole tomato with ketchup. is this real life? must find out what condiment she likes with cack. ask your wives plz.

get your bitch, sorry, significant other, away from the buffet

Sept. 6, 2013, 8:13 p.m.
Posts: 3048
Joined: Nov. 20, 2004

My voice over IP desk phone which costs 1 cent/minute to call almost anywhere in the developed world is made from lightweight plastic that slides around my desk, so I had to superglue some fishing weights inside the detachable base.

"Bicycling is a healthy and manly pursuit with much to recommend it, and, unlike other foolish crazes, it has not died out."
- The Daily Telegraph (1877)

Sept. 6, 2013, 11:17 p.m.
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Joined: Sept. 11, 2003

I went to this website called NSMB.com on the Internet and clicked on a forum called "NBR - Not Biking Related" and then got super-offended by a bunch of postings I read there. And every time I go back to the NBR forum and read more posts I get even more pissed off and super-offended. Now the moderators just laugh at me because I complain to them about being super-offended.

Sept. 7, 2013, 7:37 a.m.
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Was going to attend Super Car show at Van Dusen gardens this weekend to ogle cars, pound grey goose and Johnny black but have to stay home and celebrate my birthday with a whack of friends by playing beersby and crushing Smirnoff and Wisers instead.

Sept. 7, 2013, 8:16 a.m.
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Joined: March 4, 2003

I lost 50gb of music when I put a fresh install of windows 8 on my PC and my backup failed.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

Sept. 7, 2013, 10:26 a.m.
Posts: 13940
Joined: March 15, 2003

Was going to attend Super Car show at Van Dusen gardens this weekend to ogle cars, pound grey goose and Johnny black but have to stay home and celebrate my birthday with a whack of friends by playing beersby and crushing Smirnoff and Wisers instead.

and I have to attend, drink beer, eat good food, and chill with cool peeps. The horror

Sept. 7, 2013, 10:55 a.m.
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Joined: Aug. 14, 2005

Only able to get 45 minute hammer on the CX bike. Dammed daddy duty.

www.thisiswhy.co.uk

www.teamnfi.blogspot.com/

Sept. 7, 2013, 12:40 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

^^^you only haz 50g of tunes?

285gigs :rocker:

Sept. 7, 2013, 12:45 p.m.
Posts: 2604
Joined: Feb. 15, 2003

My iPhone would not stay locked onto the LTE network..

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