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first world problems

Aug. 7, 2013, 9:55 p.m.
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When the adult movie I am watching switches from a girl to a guy at the wrong time.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

Aug. 7, 2013, 10 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

:lol:

It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells

Aug. 7, 2013, 10:01 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 20, 2004

vancouver first world problem: people complaining about the ratio of men with g-strings at the pride parade being too high vs. body painted, sexy women.

"Bicycling is a healthy and manly pursuit with much to recommend it, and, unlike other foolish crazes, it has not died out."
- The Daily Telegraph (1877)

Aug. 7, 2013, 10:44 p.m.
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Watching a really hot MFCcam session and her 3rd world internet connection keeps cutting out

Aug. 7, 2013, 11:15 p.m.
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When the adult movie I am watching switches from a girl to a guy at the wrong time.

You got a lot to learn about adult movie watchin' sunny jim.

Freedom of contract. We sell them guns that kill them; they sell us drugs that kill us.

Aug. 8, 2013, 9:09 a.m.
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Joined: June 29, 2006

My old PVR is unable to view the new MPEG4 HD channels and must be upgrade

Mine won't stream 1080P and only has 2 tuners. I can't live like that.

Aug. 8, 2013, 9:51 a.m.
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Joined: July 25, 2007

paying for channels you cant watch because of outdated equipment. also the tv is powercycling again. fuck

Aug. 8, 2013, 9:59 a.m.
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paying for channels you cant watch because of outdated equipment. also the tv is powercycling again. fuck

Samsung?

Aug. 8, 2013, 10:46 a.m.
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Mine won't stream 1080P and only has 2 tuners. I can't live like that.

I don't even have a pvr…:crybaby:

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Aug. 8, 2013, 11:29 a.m.
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I don't even have a pvr…:crybaby:

Go back to the 2nd world where you belong!

Being cheap is OK. Being a clueless sanctimonious condescending douchebag is just Vlad's MO.

Aug. 8, 2013, 11:49 a.m.
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Joined: Oct. 28, 2008

My Guatemalan immigrant gardener is humping my wife.

Wrong. Always.

Aug. 8, 2013, noon
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My shares of Tesla Motors have gone up waaaaay more than I ever expected in my wildest imaginings, and now they'll probably get called away on the options that I sold.

Kn.

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.

When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called religion.

Aug. 8, 2013, 5:37 p.m.
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My mother in law is visiting.

www.thisiswhy.co.uk

www.teamnfi.blogspot.com/

Aug. 8, 2013, 6:54 p.m.
Posts: 187
Joined: July 10, 2008

Had to sit in a 2hr traffic jam due to all the d-bags going to Squamish Fest and missed out on shuttle laps. Now I'll have to go for a pedal instead.

Aug. 8, 2013, 7:11 p.m.
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Joined: March 4, 2003

My phone battery died right as I had to poop.

Being an agoraphobic adrenaline junkie would be pretty convenient, because you could get your rush from just going to the store to get some milk instead of having to jump off a mountain or out of an airplane.

they also call me "balloon"

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