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first world problems

Aug. 1, 2013, 4:55 p.m.
brandi
Posts: 7
Joined: Jan. 1, 2007

Had to endure the torture of a 1-sailing wait so I could cross the ocean to get from one beautiful place to another.

Aug. 1, 2013, 5:19 p.m.
switch
Posts: 34073
Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

The 98 Barolo I opened needed another couple years of aging.

It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells

Aug. 1, 2013, 6:59 p.m.
DaveM
Posts: 14605
Joined: Dec. 16, 2003

My 5 year old is upset because she can't have her own iphone

Aug. 1, 2013, 7:06 p.m.
Ninja
Ninja
Posts: 3607
Joined: Sept. 27, 2004

My 5 year old is upset because she can't have her own iphone

awesome
:ohthedrama:

"X is for x-ray. If you've been bikin' and you haven't had an x-ray, you ain't goin' hard enough." - Bob Roll

Aug. 1, 2013, 7:45 p.m.
switch
Posts: 34073
Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

My 5 year old is upset because she can't have her own iphone

She will be traumatized for life.

It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells

Aug. 1, 2013, 8:15 p.m.
Bryan
Posts: 7306
Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

My 5 year old is upset because she can't have her own iphone

why so mean?

Aug. 1, 2013, 8:54 p.m.
DaveM
Posts: 14605
Joined: Dec. 16, 2003

why so mean?

if it was just me she'd have it already

Aug. 1, 2013, 8:55 p.m.
zahgurim
zahgurim
Posts: 4329
Joined: Oct. 24, 2005

Tell her to get a job.

The best things in life all start with the letter B
Hooray for: Bacon, Bikeys, Boobies, Boards, and Beer!

Aug. 1, 2013, 9:23 p.m.
Zedbra
Zedbra
Posts: 13940
Joined: March 15, 2003

iLOL

Scalping Apple apoointments

Aug. 1, 2013, 10:31 p.m.
Testy
Posts: 2430
Joined: Oct. 23, 2004

My 5 year old is upset because she can't have her own iphone

Shes more than likely just upset cause she doesnt have a Visa and cant order one online.
Watch your wallet, usually by 6 they figure out where you keep your cards

.

Aug. 5, 2013, 12:18 a.m.
BJC
Posts: 707
Joined: Sept. 15, 2011

I took a hundred dollar bill out drinking to keep my wallet slim, but one beer later and it is too fat from all the cash!

I need to start drinking at peeler bars. Do they take coins?

Aug. 5, 2013, 2:34 a.m.
Bushman
Posts: 6104
Joined: June 14, 2008

our maid is not that sexy….but she is happy to work for 2 meals a day

My bad…third world problem.

Aug. 5, 2013, 3:24 a.m.
Da-Peach
Da-Peach
Posts: 1141
Joined: Dec. 16, 2008

I once I had to sit in business class watching a movie without my glass of champagne while waiting to push back from the gate.

Bush.

League.

Of course, I was flying to Africa, so…

Aug. 5, 2013, 8:26 a.m.
Dropsonde
Posts: 7594
Joined: July 25, 2007

My old PVR is unable to view the new MPEG4 HD channels and must be upgrade

Aug. 6, 2013, 8:16 a.m.
FloRider
Posts: 187
Joined: July 10, 2008

My dog got sick and puked up her dinner on the deck of our sailboat this weekend. I had to hose if off and spilled my beer. =/

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