We only had one bottle of wine chilled tonight - and it turned out to be a two bottle needed night. ffs

Bucket of ice water and about 10-15 min. will fix that problem.

Had to work from home AGAIN today to let appliance repair guy into the suite downstairs.. 3rd time my fukin MILF tenant got her friggin booty shorts sucked by the washer's pump and jammed it.
Thank God (yeh I said "God" Ken) I bought the extended warranty but I dont have time for this shit, had to reschedule meetings today
Repair guy even said "yeh i know where it is" when he came in.. all chipper like he's never pulled a g-string out of a washer pump before

Buy her a delicates laundry bag, London Drugs sells them for ~$10:

Buy her a delicates laundry bag, London Drugs sells them for ~$10:

yeah we gave her one a while ago.. having it and using it are two different things
I'm just gonna tell her to go comando

Least shes not leaving her toys around her suite like the last one.. Her dog kept bringing them out to backyard. Huge tug of wars between my dog and hers. Batteries all over the yard
Totally embarrassing for both of us when I'd have to get her to pick everything up

yeah we gave her one a while ago.. having it and using it are two different things
I'm just gonna tell her to go comando

Least shes not leaving her toys around her suite like the last one.. Her dog kept bringing them out to backyard. Huge tug of wars between my dog and hers. Batteries all over the yard
Totally embarrassing for both of us when I'd have to get her to pick everything up

ok, you win. This thread may as well end, because that is the most First World Problem thing I've ever heard of.

^so awesome :lol:

i have to work 4 months a year…pmo
G]

Ya I have to work about the same amount. That fourth month can be a tough one sometimes.

Sea-to-sky highway going to Whistler on a sunny day … no passing lane for 5 km … car in front has the Holy Trinity of Hell-on-Wheels … 5 grey-haired occupants on board … Alberta plates …. and a Budget car rental bumper sticker.

My imperial frame is flat black but my chris king hubs are silver.

I have to go to a family reunion today.

I have to go to a family reunion today.

Jesus…I hope you're pre drinking right now.

tomorrow is monday

lol

I pick up my new car tomorrow, but the only appointment available was during rush hour and the dealers valet service was already booked. I have to pay for a cab.

My beer is a bit too cold so the flavours are not fully developed. Fml

I couldn't find the TED talk my son wanted to watch. There are too many of them. There should be less so they are easier to sort.

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