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Favorite seinfeld quote ?

Nov. 25, 2007, 6:08 p.m.
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"You're as pretty as all those girls, you just need a nose job" Kramer


Nov. 25, 2007, 6:34 p.m.
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"I was in the POOOOOL!!!!"

YES, I forgot about that one. TOO funny

"X is for x-ray. If you've been bikin' and you haven't had an x-ray, you ain't goin' hard enough." - Bob Roll

Nov. 25, 2007, 7:51 p.m.
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"Who told you to wear the balm? I didn't tell you to wear the balm"[HTML_REMOVED]feature=related

:canada: :england:

Nov. 25, 2007, 7:53 p.m.
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Jerry, on a stand up show

"…Just for once i'd like to say to the doctor:
-You know what?
-I'm not ready for you yet.
-Why dont you go back to your little office and i'll be in in a minute…
-And get your pants off… then we'll see what's what"

Nov. 25, 2007, 7:58 p.m.
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and from the same show:

"…i am a single guy by the way, there are no other guys attached to me…"

Nov. 25, 2007, 8:05 p.m.
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"Sure I know your name……..Mulva?"

The best things in life all start with the letter B
Hooray for: Bacon, Bikeys, Boobies, Boards, and Beer!

Nov. 25, 2007, 9 p.m.
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(Jerry at confession, talking about his dentist Tim Whatley)
Jerry: [HTML_REMOVED]#8230; I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.
Father: And this offends you as a Jewish person?
Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian!

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cornichons > dills

Nov. 25, 2007, 9:34 p.m.
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Newman driving his postal van singing "Once, twice, 3 times a lady" just before a wall of flame erupts in front of him. He thinks he's gonna die…."Oh, the humanity". This is the one where Kramer adopts the section of freeway, then later spills 45 gallons of solvent on the road.

Nov. 26, 2007, 4:46 p.m.
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One more

Cheryl: You're a very serious person, aren't you?
Jerry: Well, with so many people in the world deprived and unhappy, it doesn't
seem like it would be fair to be cheerful.
Cheryl: I understand.

Cheryl: Do you ever laugh?
Jerry: Not really. Sometimes, when I'm in the tub.
Cheryl: That's so sad. What do you do?
Jerry: I'm a comedian.


Nov. 26, 2007, 5:25 p.m.
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this thread needs more youtube.

Nov. 26, 2007, 5:36 p.m.
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this thread needs more youtube.

all investing is is a type of arbitrage, and thats not gambling. theres an element of risk and potential of profit involved, but those are broad and dont qualify somthing as gambling.

most Christians I know, myself included, would say that science is the way through which we learn about everything that God has created, but we learn at the pace which he sets for us.

Nov. 26, 2007, 11:50 p.m.
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The best line of any Seinfeld is the last one of the episode..

The worst one, is the first line..

Is there a Vancouver in Taiwan?! I had no idea!!

Nothing sums up my life's achievements like my stuffed corpse, suplexing a cougar.

Dec. 2, 2007, 7:52 p.m.
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Cafe !!!
Cafe !!!

Dec. 3, 2007, 12:26 a.m.
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oh hai!

Dec. 3, 2007, 1:15 a.m.
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It's The Festivus, For The Rest Of Us!!!

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