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April 13, 2020, 7:27 p.m.
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Posted by: tungsten

Posted by: Stuminator

The hippopotamus is extremely territorial in the water, but not on land.

wtf? Hippos kill more people than any other large land mammal in Africa. Usually at night, in wallows leading to rivers. They bite them into two pieces!

Did someone say facial?

April 13, 2020, 7:56 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 8, 2003

Posted by: shoreboy

Posted by: Stuminator

The world's largest animal, the Blue whale, has a heart that weighs 400 pounds. That's about the same as a small piano.

You know someone was going to go to the next logical fact, so it I guess it will be me.  Blue whale penises are 8-10 ft in length, 12-18 inches in diameter and weigh 390-990lbs.  Testicles are 100-150lbs each, and produce 30-40 pints of semen in one shot.  Sorry....that is more than one fact but interesting for sure.

What's blue and comes in pints?

BTW, Hippo's kill 500 (!) people a year. Holy.

Even holier shittier: Crocs kill 1000.

One single croc named Gustave was responsible for 300 deaths.  He was identifiable by his 3 large gunshot scars...

April 14, 2020, 7:24 p.m.
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Joined: May 23, 2006

Posted by: Hepcat

Posted by: shoreboy

Posted by: Stuminator

The world's largest animal, the Blue whale, has a heart that weighs 400 pounds. That's about the same as a small piano.

You know someone was going to go to the next logical fact, so it I guess it will be me.  Blue whale penises are 8-10 ft in length, 12-18 inches in diameter and weigh 390-990lbs.  Testicles are 100-150lbs each, and produce 30-40 pints of semen in one shot.  Sorry....that is more than one fact but interesting for sure.

What's blue and comes in pints?

BTW, Hippo's kill 500 (!) people a year. Holy.

Even holier shittier: Crocs kill 1000.

One single croc named Gustave was responsible for 300 deaths.  He was identifiable by his 3 large gunshot scars...

sorry.... https://inquisitivewonder.com/the-myth-surrounding-gustave-the-african-mega-crocodile/

April 14, 2020, 8:14 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 8, 2003

Posted by: tungsten

Posted by: Hepcat

Posted by: shoreboy

Posted by: Stuminator

The world's largest animal, the Blue whale, has a heart that weighs 400 pounds. That's about the same as a small piano.

You know someone was going to go to the next logical fact, so it I guess it will be me.  Blue whale penises are 8-10 ft in length, 12-18 inches in diameter and weigh 390-990lbs.  Testicles are 100-150lbs each, and produce 30-40 pints of semen in one shot.  Sorry....that is more than one fact but interesting for sure.

What's blue and comes in pints?

BTW, Hippo's kill 500 (!) people a year. Holy.

Even holier shittier: Crocs kill 1000.

One single croc named Gustave was responsible for 300 deaths.  He was identifiable by his 3 large gunshot scars...

sorry.... https://inquisitivewonder.com/the-myth-surrounding-gustave-the-african-mega-crocodile/

Oh good, he only attacked 60. Still feel a new phobia developing. That and fucking mosquitos.

Last year there were 2 deaths worldwide from shark attack. In my youth I worked in Waikiki renting surfboards. All day everyday tourists would ask us if they're going to be eaten by sharks if they paddle out. (Inevitably while wearing no sun screen in the middle of the day in Hawaii and paddling a 12 foot sharp edged surfboard out into a mob of similarly armed and unskilled noobs). BTW 0 attacks in recorded history at Waikiki. Saw a shitload of stitches from getting run over by surfboards though lol.

Need to get people's head in the game about crocs! A better Croc movie would do it.

April 14, 2020, 10:48 p.m.
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Post a set of stairs for free on Craigslist and have a shitload of people vying to come get them within a couple of hours after posting.

April 14, 2020, 10:58 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 23, 2002

oh, and eating a box of maple creme cookies, a box of fig newtons, and a bag of "munchies" chips all in one go does not do good things for your digestive system

April 15, 2020, 12:27 a.m.
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The Greatest Generation has got nothing on us.

April 15, 2020, 8:34 a.m.
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Joined: June 29, 2006

Posted by: Hepcat

The Greatest Generation has got nothing on us.

Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt.

April 15, 2020, 8:36 a.m.
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Joined: June 29, 2006

Posted by: Hepcat

Oh good, he only attacked 60. Still feel a new phobia developing. That and fucking mosquitos.

Last year there were 2 deaths worldwide from shark attack. In my youth I worked in Waikiki renting surfboards. All day everyday tourists would ask us if they're going to be eaten by sharks if they paddle out. (Inevitably while wearing no sun screen in the middle of the day in Hawaii and paddling a 12 foot sharp edged surfboard out into a mob of similarly armed and unskilled noobs). BTW 0 attacks in recorded history at Waikiki. Saw a shitload of stitches from getting run over by surfboards though lol.

Need to get people's head in the game about crocs! A better Croc movie would do it.

Crocnado?

April 15, 2020, 11:03 a.m.
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Man I wish Steve Irwin was alive. This would be the tv event of the century him hunting this thing. 

This one's a bloody rippa!

April 15, 2020, 6:48 p.m.
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Joined: April 10, 2005

Crikey!

April 16, 2020, 10:07 a.m.
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The asteroid Anteros is relatively accessible by spacecraft, is made up mostly of magnesium silicate, aluminum, and iron silicate and has an estimated value of 5.6 trillion USD (estimated profit of 1.25 trillion USD).  It is just one asteroid.

Space mining is coming.

April 16, 2020, 6:46 p.m.
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Posted by: chupacabra

The asteroid Anteros is relatively accessible by spacecraft, is made up mostly of magnesium silicate, aluminum, and iron silicate and has an estimated value of 5.6 trillion USD (estimated profit of 1.25 trillion USD).  It is just one asteroid.

Space mining is coming.

You know what else is coming?...Blue whales...in pints!

April 17, 2020, 8:56 a.m.
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Joined: June 29, 2006

Posted by: Stuminator

Posted by: chupacabra

The asteroid Anteros is relatively accessible by spacecraft, is made up mostly of magnesium silicate, aluminum, and iron silicate and has an estimated value of 5.6 trillion USD (estimated profit of 1.25 trillion USD).  It is just one asteroid.

Space mining is coming.

You know what else is coming?...Blue whales...in pints!

I almost spit up my coffee.  LMAO

April 17, 2020, 12:21 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

The neighbourhood in New York City most affected by the COVID-19 outbreak is called Corona, in the Queens district.

SRSLY!

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