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Endless amusement from Florida

April 25, 2013, 4:26 p.m.
Posts: 3048
Joined: Nov. 20, 2004

https://twitter.com/_Flor1daWoman

All links to real news stories.

"Bicycling is a healthy and manly pursuit with much to recommend it, and, unlike other foolish crazes, it has not died out."
- The Daily Telegraph (1877)

April 25, 2013, 4:39 p.m.
Posts: 15693
Joined: May 29, 2004

Why am I not surprised by any of those stories?

Pastor of Muppets

April 25, 2013, 4:54 p.m.
Posts: 4740
Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

That's gold.

Adam Carolla has a great segment on his podcast where they tell fucked up news stories and then guess whether they are from Germany or Florida.

April 25, 2013, 6:21 p.m.
Posts: 7707
Joined: Sept. 11, 2003

Her Superhero husband is also worth a look …

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

and his SuperFriend "Shirtless Man"

https://twitter.com/Shirtless_Man

April 25, 2013, 8:05 p.m.
Posts: 334
Joined: Sept. 3, 2007

Her Superhero husband is also worth a look …

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

and his SuperFriend "Shirtless Man"

https://twitter.com/Shirtless_Man

some real whacked out stuff going on in Florida

April 25, 2013, 8:31 p.m.
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Joined: Nov. 20, 2004

"Police Find Two Alligators And 87 Marijuana Plants During Search Of Florida Man's Home"

to be fair, in Florida, small alligators are basically as common as squirrels.

"Bicycling is a healthy and manly pursuit with much to recommend it, and, unlike other foolish crazes, it has not died out."
- The Daily Telegraph (1877)

April 26, 2013, 8:38 a.m.
Posts: 5635
Joined: Oct. 28, 2008

What do you expect from a state that resembles a hanging, flaccid penis?

Wrong. Always.

April 26, 2013, 8:44 a.m.
Posts: 7707
Joined: Sept. 11, 2003

What do you expect from a state that resembles a hanging, flaccid penis?

with no cojones

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