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Drunken ravings

Jan. 16, 2014, 4:03 p.m.
Posts: 15758
Joined: May 29, 2004

Yeah, but I'm going to have a stellar Thursday night.

Stellar and Regina do not belong in the same sentence.

Pastor of Muppets

Jan. 16, 2014, 5:35 p.m.
Posts: 26382
Joined: Aug. 14, 2005

Stellar and Regina do not belong in the same sentence.

Still better then Ontaristan.

www.thisiswhy.co.uk

www.teamnfi.blogspot.com/

Jan. 16, 2014, 7:08 p.m.
Posts: 6298
Joined: April 10, 2005

Stellar and Regina do not belong in the same sentence.

At least Regina rhymes with something good.

Thread killer

Jan. 20, 2014, 7:15 a.m.
Posts: 6104
Joined: June 14, 2008

the cow goes meow
the dawg goes wuff
the hungry boy looks for stuffed crust

WHAT DOES THAT SAY!

ah wah wha hwaa hee hoo ka do….ah wah wha hwas hee hoo kado

Jan. 24, 2014, 7:56 p.m.
Posts: 7967
Joined: March 8, 2006

Jan. 31, 2014, 10:11 p.m.
Posts: 232
Joined: Oct. 30, 2005

Tequila (sippin) has the best buzz, followed by vodka….then whiskey or bourbon…never (or if you insist) mix the first 2 with the 2nd 2….ive tried…never ends well.

Feb. 9, 2014, 6:04 p.m.
Posts: 15019
Joined: April 5, 2007

I wonder if I'm the first mtb to accidentally get married.

:lol:

Why slag free swag?:rolleyes:

ummm, as your doctor i recommend against riding with a scaphoid fracture.

Feb. 10, 2014, 8 p.m.
Posts: 7594
Joined: July 25, 2007

I wonder if I'm the first mtb to accidentally get married.

Lmdao

Feb. 12, 2014, 4:17 a.m.
Posts: 34067
Joined: Nov. 19, 2002

In the name of humanity and all things sacred end it now!

It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Stamp

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
- H.G. Wells

Feb. 12, 2014, 6:42 p.m.
Posts: 6298
Joined: April 10, 2005

Okay I'll bite….who the hell is this?! He looks so familiar.

Thread killer

Feb. 12, 2014, 8:49 p.m.
Posts: 7594
Joined: July 25, 2007

Ray

March 9, 2014, 12:20 p.m.
Posts: 7967
Joined: March 8, 2006

best surrey user name yet.

"hyundai princess"

March 27, 2014, 11:18 p.m.
Posts: 232
Joined: Oct. 30, 2005

Why does my dog bark his ass off when he hears a door bell ring on TV when don't even have a fuckin door bell at our house??

April 23, 2014, 3:09 p.m.
Posts: 633
Joined: Dec. 5, 2004

Just discovered that romantic comedys are a really good watch when drunk. A whole genre of movies just became watchable!

So if GF is partial crappy movies, get drunk. News to me anyways. Wish I´d known when applicable.

"Midnight in paris" when a little tipsy is a wonderful experience :)

May 11, 2014, 8:19 p.m.
Posts: 1141
Joined: Dec. 16, 2008

Not quite drunk. But whistler when unable to do whistler-esque activities is near torturous.

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