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Chuck Norris

July 11, 2011, 10:40 a.m.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

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July 11, 2011, 10:59 a.m.
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Joined: Oct. 28, 2008

No, I think that song is "Loser" by Beck.

Anything bad that has ever happened to you was retroactive karma initiated by the super-team of Norona and Norris because of this comment.

OK…have I taken this a step too far?
:o

Wrong. Always.

July 11, 2011, 3:08 p.m.
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Terrorists do not fear Chuck Norris.

www.thisiswhy.co.uk

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July 11, 2011, 3:14 p.m.
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Terrorists do not fear Chuck Norris.

You're doing it wrong…

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Dec. 13, 2013, 8:28 p.m.
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Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first. When Chuck Norris eats ice cream, it's the ice cream that gets the brain freeze.

Dec. 13, 2013, 9:13 p.m.
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Chuck Norris sued Specialized for copyright infringement and won because no one is as specialized as Chuck Norris.

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Dec. 13, 2013, 10:19 p.m.
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:lol:

We finished the internet once already, it was fun, we are doing it again. I don't see a problem there.

On my third go around. I'm fwapping to some sweet ASCII porn right now.

Dec. 14, 2013, 12:04 a.m.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rw1ioJ99vk

Yeah, right………..

“I really have had enough of illogical detraction by association as a way of avoiding logical argument by an absurd extension of ad hominem argument to third parties.”

Dec. 14, 2013, 8:33 a.m.
Posts: 7707
Joined: Sept. 11, 2003

Chuck Norris is so Conservative that whenever he starts to talk politics, Hitler is like, "C'mon, Chuck … enuff with zer crazy talk."

On my third go around. I'm fwapping to some sweet ASCII porn right now.

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Dec. 19, 2013, 10:22 p.m.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA

March 15, 2014, 9:02 p.m.
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Joined: Feb. 27, 2010

Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

March 17, 2014, 3:44 p.m.
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Chuck Norris spelled backwards is Chuck Norris.

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March 17, 2014, 4:40 p.m.
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Chuck Norris knows exactly where Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 is. He is just waiting for someone to ask him using the "magic word"…

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March 19, 2014, 11:04 a.m.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

March 19, 2014, 11:17 a.m.
Posts: 16270
Joined: Nov. 20, 2002

Chuck Norris believes that sky-fairies watch over him 24/7.

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.

When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called religion.

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