Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris
No, I think that song is "Loser" by Beck.
Anything bad that has ever happened to you was retroactive karma initiated by the super-team of Norona and Norris because of this comment.
OK…have I taken this a step too far?
:o
Wrong. Always.
Terrorists do not fear Chuck Norris.
You're doing it wrong…
Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first. When Chuck Norris eats ice cream, it's the ice cream that gets the brain freeze.
Thread killer
Chuck Norris sued Specialized for copyright infringement and won because no one is as specialized as Chuck Norris.
:lol:
We finished the internet once already, it was fun, we are doing it again. I don't see a problem there.
On my third go around. I'm fwapping to some sweet ASCII porn right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rw1ioJ99vk
Yeah, right………..
Freedom of contract. We sell them guns that kill them; they sell us drugs that kill us.
Chuck Norris is so Conservative that whenever he starts to talk politics, Hitler is like, "C'mon, Chuck … enuff with zer crazy talk."
On my third go around. I'm fwapping to some sweet ASCII porn right now.
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Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris knows exactly where Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 is. He is just waiting for someone to ask him using the "magic word"…
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris believes that sky-fairies watch over him 24/7.
When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity.
When many people suffer from a delusion, it is called religion.
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