Guy #2 sounds dumber than a fence post. Who drinks an open can of coke they see on the counter, that they didn't open?
from what i recall he had a drink going, and grabbed the wrong one. but he only made that mistake once, so perhaps dumb, but learned from his mistake.
Well, well I been movin' down to Florida.
And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game.
Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child.
And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.