Cell Phone Ring Tones

I heard one the other day that had Darth Vader's breathing. I liked it. Not loud but somehow comforting…hmmm. I have not a phone.

I don't even know what my ring is. No one has ever phoned me.

I don't even know what my ring is. No one has ever phoned me.

you have a phone? i thought you used your mom's :???:

you have a phone? i thought you used your mom's :???:

PWND!

yeah my phone does that too, if u have an imagination u could come up with some funny stuff.

I have Ghostbusters as my ring tone

you have a phone? i thought you used your mom's :???:

Just when I'm too poor to pay my bill or my batteries are dead, yeah I've been known to take other peoples phones. No one calls me on them either though.

My phone doesn't have a regular ring - only polyphonic. I hate it. I finally found a polyphonic ringtone that sounds like phones that had a bell in them. Until then, my ring tone was Enter Sandman.

I wish 90% of cellphone owners would smash their phones or let me do it for them.
The only thing more annoying than a cellphone ringtone is the socially inept moron who selected it.
Yes, I own a cellphone too but you'd never know it.

girls don't poop

I saw diggs' mum poop on the internet.

I saw diggs' mum poop on the internet.

[garth] eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww [/garth]

a GUY in my class last week had usher-yeah on his phone, and he couldnt answer it because the teacher was a bitch

Fuckin' kids these days! "My teacher won't let us gab to our twelve year old girlfriends in class, She's such a bitch!!!" Like you little groms actually have anything important to talk about. :rolleyes:

My phone has a little voice recorder on it so I just recorded myself farting and made that my ring tone. :D

I wish 90% of cellphone owners would smash their phones or let me do it for them.
The only thing more annoying than a cellphone ringtone is the socially inept moron who selected it.
Yes, I own a cellphone too but you'd never know it.

I never go to office meetings any more. The marketing/sales people always take their phones in and purposely have them on during the meeting. It's super fucking annoying. The conversation goes like this:
"Hell, Joe Smith here………I'm in a meeting right now, so can I call you back in 1/2 hour?"

When I say "that's what voice mail is for", they get all pissed off. Gotta look important.